"ricer" jokes

[Buffalony716]

build threads a good idea, im doing it

 

[MiketheDyke]

Hey I'm also a junior in hs. But I drive a civic :/

 

[Swerve]

Yea your car is pretty clean bro.

 

[Merlins Beard]

People in high school can have no respect for a good car. I haven't seen pics of yours and I am assuming it is decent. Based on that assumption, he has no place to talk. Don't let them get to you. And if he starts doing more shit to your car, I know some tricks that can mess his up too.

 

[Zachc6464]

Sugar in the gas tank

 

[XjoEnX]

Give him the ricer treatment and stuff rice into his exhaust.

 

[NemesisCBR]

^thats how us ricers handle s***... Put on your

hat, roll up your pant legs and prepare to get your feet wet and throw some rice.

 

[01TegLuv]

i hate when people call themselves ricers.. its like admitting your racist, or ricist, or saying your hitler or calling yourself the N word... or calling yourself something derogatory. unless your car is some tack cheaply done up pos asian car, you're not a ricer.

 

[Merlins Beard]

Sugar in the gas tank

Slice of bologna on his car and left in the sun for an hour or two will peel the paint off in a nice clean circle, or so I've been told.

 

[Swerve]

Merlin knows cause he drives a miata and sugar on the gas tank doesnt work with newer cars

 

[Merlins Beard]

Merlin knows cause he drives a miata and sugar on the gas tank doesnt work with newer cars

Damn straight son!
Re-arrange his spark plug wires
Disconnect his starter leads
Big ass zip-tie around the driveshaft or axles
Punch him in the face
Hot water bottle over the exhaust
Remove his wheels and leave them laid down next to his car, don't take anything
Remove his alternator belt
Discharge his A/C

 

[Zachc6464]

Hahaha the bologna

 

[Ryan659]

"My bologna has a first name, it's 'H.O.M.E.R'."

 

[Merlins Beard]

"I am so smart...S-M-R-T"

 

[Nick_C78]

i hate when people call themselves ricers.. its like admitting your racist, or ricist, or saying your hitler or calling yourself the N word... or calling yourself something derogatory. unless your car is some tack cheaply done up pos asian car, you're not a ricer.

All of our cars are cheaply done up POS asian cars in retrospect. Even if you put 15k in to your car it is cheaply done up compared to other options. All a matter of perspective.

Oh and comparing ricer to Hitler or the "N word" is really out of line lol. It isn't even close to either of those two in terms of offensive.