"ricer" jokes

[Swerve]

My friends ford truck just had the starter replaced for the 4th time.

 

[01TegLuv]

Other than soccer


Sent from the German Kid's DC4

cristiano ronaldo makes millions and gets laid just wakin up in the morning and has poosee for breakfast...

 

[Swerve]

He's also a foot fairy and Ray Lewis will tear his intestines out and strangle him with them.

 

[01TegLuv]

gaddangit! mah fork cumstang fahv point slow just crapped out on me whal ah wuz doin uh donut on muh farm.... then muh my motor fell out.. and i noticed ah git fahv mals per gallin... yeeehaaw!!! (spitshines)

 

[01TegLuv]

He's also a foot fairy and Ray Lewis will tear his intestines out and strangle him with them.

you mean before or after he sticks his million dollar weiner in his wife's, sisters bungholios..?

 

[OGstackadoIIa]

Did OP ever get his ass kicked?

 

[Swerve]

you mean before or after he sticks his million dollar weiner in his wife's, sisters bungholios..?

Haha wtf does that mean

 

[White95SE]

You guys are fucking hilarious..

 

[01TegLuv]

if cheap asian = "rice" & cheap american = "wheat" what does cheap euro =

 

[R13]

crumpets?