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[speedin]

I want a penguin that makes sandwhiches, smokes weed and anytime he see's me he say "what up cuz".......then procedes to flip people the bird....that would be awesome.

Penguins dont have fingers :???:

I want this Penguin

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-332649268488512115&q=crazy+penguin&hl=en

 

[integra4life29]

If i wanted to have a hot x-mas....I'd kill someone then take my own life so I can go to hell and celebrate fuckin x-mas with jesus's favorite person, Satan.

 

[integra4life29]

Penguins dont have fingers :???:

I want this Penguin

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-332649268488512115&q=crazy+penguin&hl=en

Yeah you must have missed the joke in that....:roll:

It's cool tho, my penguin would own all your penguins cuz he would sell crack and weed and make me money....no one fucks with a peguin druglord

 

[GSratedR]

Penguins dont have fingers :???:

I want this Penguin

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-332649268488512115&q=crazy+penguin&hl=en

lol you and your techno.:lol:

 

[speedin]

Yeah you must have missed the joke in that....:roll:

It's cool tho, my penguin would own all your penguins cuz he would sell crack and weed and make me money....no one fucks with a peguin druglord

Except my pet polar bear. He will fuck with anyone.

He has the soul of Chuck Norris. Because once all the people starting talking about Chuck Norris' powers he knew he had to change his apperence. So he extracted his own soul and put it into a 1 ton Polar Bear.

Once, while having sex in a tractor-trailer, part of my Polar Bears' sperm escaped and got into the engine. We now know this truck as Optimus Prime.

 

[integra4life29]

My penguin has missle launcher on the side of him and has a full protective body suit on and will kill anything that looks at him....he's called the Penguinator....he's pretty much the baddest ass mutha fuckin Penguin on this planet.

 

[speedin]

My penguin has missle launcher on the side of him and has a full protective body suit on and will kill anything that looks at him....he's called the Penguinator....he's pretty much the baddest ass mutha fuckin Penguin on this planet.

My Polar Bear takes the phrase "Breakfast of Champions" literally. He once ate Tiger Woods, Wayne Gretzky, and Russel Crowe in one meal.

 

[integra4life29]

My penguin knows Trigonometry

 

[speedin]

My penguin knows Trigonometry

Crop circles are my Polar Bears way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie the fuck down.

AND if you didnt know

There are only four horsemen of the apocalypse, because My Polar Bear is going to walk.

 

[integra4life29]

Blunts and bongs are my Penguins way of telling the world to calm the fuck down

 

[speedin]

Blunts and bongs are my Penguins way of telling the world to calm the fuck down

Once a cobra bit my Polar Bears' leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.

 

[integra4life29]

My penguin slaps bitches and steals money from old people, cuz that's how he rolls.

 

[speedin]

My penguin slaps bitches and steals money from old people, cuz that's how he rolls.

If you play Led Zeppelin's "Stairway to Heaven" backwards, you will hear my Polar Bear banging your sister. :shock: :lol:

 

[integra4life29]

Well then that would mean your Polar bear has super aids and is probably gonna die.....unlike my penguin who only fucks around with clean bitches :lol:

My penguin has badass witty comments.

 

[speedin]

Well then that would mean your Polar bear has super aids and is probably gonna die.....unlike my penguin who only fucks around with clean bitches :lol:

My Polar Bear cant get AIDS, because his blood is 50W oil.

But my Polar Bear IS how your sister got AIDS. You see my Polar Bear doesnt have AIDS...but he gives it to people anyway. If you look at a smiling my Polar Bear your whole family will get AIDS.