What's the funniest S@#$ u've heard in Honda game

built_ls

New Member
i had a guy try to convince me that my ls was a type r. he was telling me to take it to the dealership if I didnt believe him.....
 

built_ls

New Member
AlexD said:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ApDdIufqV_M

Driving a stolen honda to a honda tech meet..
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just saw this video and the second vid that goes with it...... Turns out that is was the dude crx that was stolen then the girl traded her teg for the stolen crx without knowing it was stolen. And i guess dude ended up stealing his crx back. So it was his car at the end of the day. Her lost for trade her teg for a stolen car.

I bet she felt stupid :roll:
 

j13

Keep It Clean
"hey guysim new to the form hi! my question is....i have a 1999gs but its so slow..Wat's the best intake?"
 

tork_sd89

Baywatch
One night I rolled with my friend in his parents 06 Accord 2.4L to our friend Roberts house. We got there and Robert comes outside.

"Oh shit dawg! It looks fast! It even has a wing" (the car was completely stock minus the fact it had HID's and a Tint)

"How much horsepower does it have?" -Robert
"166"
"Oh but what about with VTEC dawg!"-Robert
"Uhhh that is with VTEC"
"Ahh yea dawg? But I heard VTEC is like a turbo when the second motor kicks in!"-Robert
 

crash.1340

Member
tork_sd89 said:
One night I rolled with my friend in his parents 06 Accord 2.4L to our friend Roberts house. We got there and Robert comes outside.

"Oh s*** dawg! It looks fast! It even has a wing" (the car was completely stock minus the fact it had HID's and a Tint)

"How much horsepower does it have?" -Robert
"166"
"Oh but what about with VTEC dawg!"-Robert
"Uhhh that is with VTEC"
"Ahh yea dawg? But I heard VTEC is like a turbo when the second motor kicks in!"-Robert
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A) I thought the 7th gen Accord K24 had 190-220 horsepower

and

B) If that's how he thinks VTEC works, he doesn't belong anywhere in the car scene, lol. :smackself :smackself :smackself :smackself
 

mygsr's

New Member
I uploaded a pic of the teg on facebook after it was dropped. My friend with a saturn sky says, "it looks like dick, race me?" My response to him, "drive a manual car" he shut the fuck up. How can anyone hate on the look of a teg?
 

That1GuyMe

New Member
Just the other night I had a guy tell me that he stomps L/S's with his bone stock d15b7. Said he raced his buddy in his L/S with I/H/E/ with U.S.D.M. B16 pistons and a chipped ECU and won. Sure thing fuckass. By winning he must think coming in second is winning.
 

96GSRteg

Tyler
i always think its funny when i roll up to a light with another civic or teg on the line, and they rev their engine so i do too. then i take off like normal (cause street racing is gay) and they blast off into space. or at least try because its rice.
 

apoe

New Member
@j13 this isnt the place for that question... just put a filter directly to ur throttle body. lol :)

redneck in a mustang ask me how much power i was putting down. i told him 220 all motor. his response was thats it i have a V-6 that will smoke you. bwahhhhhhhhh
 
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