What's the funniest S@#$ u've heard in Honda game

[apoe]

I READ THIS TODAY
My car has a D16 non-vtec motor, if i replace the valve cover with a vtec valve cover will that make it a vtec?

 

[phatintegra]

Just got tired of people asking me if my teg is a Type R.

Another one was at a tire shop and the tire tech could not find the teg (is was parked right next to the bay door) and actual called me to see where my teg was at and I told him and this whole time he thought my teg was an accord. I was pist that day and never went back to that tire shop.

 

[Spawne32]

vtec is cold oil injection, kid tried to explain it to me one time that it injects cold oil into the engine which causes it to gain power

 

[mendoza]

Is it a type r?! @ phatintegra

 

[dlo253]

I READ THIS TODAY
My car has a D16 non-vtec motor, if i replace the valve cover with a vtec valve cover will that make it a vtec?

LOL!!!!! Where did you read this?

 

[myxintegra]

vtec is cold oil injection, kid tried to explain it to me one time that it injects cold oil into the engine which causes it to gain power

HOLY CRAP FORREAL?!?!??! so pro!

 

[BambinoGS]

Vtec is actually Very Tall Engine Coolant. Its only to be used in high boost applications (5+ turbos)

 

[Spawne32]

HOLY CRAP FORREAL?!?!??! so pro!

yeh so now every time we see a gsr or something with vtec we yell COLD OIL INJECTION JUST KICKED IN BRO

 

[fakitzjason]

I hit my friend in the balls at a honda-tech meet a few years ago. I thought that was the funniest thing ever. Lol

 

[apoe]

i read it on google looking for a new valve cover so i can get rid of the tenzo r cover i have

 

[AlexD]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ApDdIufqV_M

Driving a stolen honda to a honda tech meet..

 

[soccer4life]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ApDdIufqV_M

Driving a stolen honda to a honda tech meet..

Youre a seattleite too?

 

[OGstackadoIIa]

how i do my LS more fast?

^^That quote was pretty dumb

 

[AlexD]

no, though ive heard the car scene is pretty cool

 

[pinkley]

A kid I know told me that I absolutely have to get rid of my b18b1 and swap in a b16 because they hold up better and the b18b1 is pretty much worthless. I just kinda looked at him for a second and walked away.