What's the funniest S@#$ u've heard in Honda game

teggyboi59

95teggy
Sure he will beat u lol^^^^ lol oh wait nope he wont I beat a lil v6 pony jeje nd I run a ls headers straight pipe nd air intake
 

Merlins Beard

*Beard not included
i was sitting in my car (auto) 1st in line at a light (with the windows up) and some kid in a civic next to me starts yelling "Aye man, you got any engine mods?" i look over and say "cold air intake and a catback but thats it" and he says "i got an intake too, we should race sometime" i say didnt even say anything. the light turns green and i punch it and he either stalls or tries to take off in 3rd. i laughed pretty hard.

then i saw him about 3 months later and he had a catback, some cheap rims, and he painted his hood black...his car looked like shit
 

tork_sd89

Baywatch
crash.1340 said:
A) I thought the 7th gen Accord K24 had 190-220 horsepower

and

B) If that's how he thinks VTEC works, he doesn't belong anywhere in the car scene, lol. :smackself :smackself :smackself :smackself
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He had a Auto V6 mustang that was down for over a year trying to get "built" with a supercharger off a totaled cobra that he picked up on ebay for $500 and was being "built" by a guy that was schizophrenic and often had to go to the mental hospital and just when the car got "running" it blew the head gasket that he got off ebay just because it was blue and not it's been completely stripped in hopes of parting it out because he got his gf preggo.. but we all doubt it's his. She's a hoe.. even tried to get at me one time


edit: pic for LULz
 
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tork_sd89

Baywatch
"If I put 1/2 a tank of shell and 1/2 a tank of Chevron will I have VTEC?!"
it was a joke thankfully.. but funny
 

Cripton805

New Member
I'm making 200hp on my LS and I want 300hp. What can I do now?

--- What do you have?

I/H/E

--- Why would you think you had 200hp?

Stock. 142hp, Intake 15hp, Header 25hp, Exhaust 15hp

--- You don't have 200hp

Those are Ebay parts and the description provided those numbers with a dyno.

--- :smackself
 

Prozon

Kris
built_ls said:
just saw this video and the second vid that goes with it...... Turns out that is was the dude crx that was stolen then the girl traded her teg for the stolen crx without knowing it was stolen. And i guess dude ended up stealing his crx back. So it was his car at the end of the day. Her lost for trade her teg for a stolen car.

I bet she felt stupid :roll:
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Holy fucking fuck. I would kick that chick in her teeth.

I was walking along and I notice a hug crowd- some guy walks up from it to the police officer on a bike nearby and says someone is trying to steal a car. Big long scene and a ton of people left the meet because they thought their car was going to get stolen. Turns out it was just the owner with HIS key lol.

You hear her at one point say "I traded my fucking teg for his car."
I think it's about that time she was thinking "Wait, I traded my car for a stolen car? Huhhhh?"
I didn't see the chick at all, by the time I got to the crowd the cops were there talking to them...
 

Prozon

Kris
Funniest thing I've ever heard about the Honda scene? Some kid on Facebook talking about suspension. He says his $1000 CRX can handle just as good as any super car.
 

Teggy64

Got vtec?
I was at a subi meet tonight and some chick sees my "I love JDM" shirt and asks me "Who's JDM?"
 

DAWGSwlms22

New Member
Not the funniest thing ever, but,
I was giving a friend a ride one day, and he asked me, "is this thing a vtec?"
I said no, but he insisted on me flooring it to show him. So, while getting on an on ramp to the highway, I ran it up to about 4000 RPMs through the first couple gears, and he looked at me and said, "oh yeah, this is a vtec"
I drive a 1990 Integra GS.
I laughed in his face. He still doesn't believe it's not a vtec.
 

Kelly.Veit

New Member
96GSRteg said:
i always think its funny when i roll up to a light with another civic or teg on the line, and they rev their engine so i do too. then i take off like normal (cause street racing is gay) and they blast off into space. or at least try because its rice.
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This is hilarious to me. Happens sooo often. It's even more great when the poor kid has such bald tires that you beat him and his wheel spin while shifting before 2500.
 
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