When You Gonna Let Me Tap DAT ASS?

[OGstackadoIIa]

LOL, if you can find it more props to you. Im not even sure what the thread was called or how long ago it was.

lmao!

I'm going to get drunk and find that bitch

 

[ixcocoyxi]

me: so when you gonna let me tap that ass?
person: when you gonna pay my bills?
me: no.
person: wanna buy an iphone4?
me: no.
person: fine, i didnt wanna sell it to you anyway
me: im going on deployment in two weeks
person: :shock:for how long?
me: 7 months
person: damn. well, youre gonna have to let me knock the stuffin off that egg mcmuffin before you leave
me: as long as you tongue punch my fart box
person: i will. as long as you let me give you the old rusty trombone
me: i miss you jeff
person: i miss you too coy

:smackself a girl! dammit...

 

[OGstackadoIIa]

:haha:

 

[TheNailGuy]

Me: hey love. Wanna come over and play?
Girl: John I'm doing homework. Stop trying to text me for a booty call.
Me: give you a dollar?
Girl: sorry I'm not some cheap whore. Call another one of your hoes
Me: ill wash your car?
Girl: no
Me : ill do your nails?
Girl: maybe
Me: ill give you a massage?
Girl: tempting...
Me: ill buy you a cheeseburger from Mickey D's yo limmie tap day ass shawty. I gieb happy endings
Girl: I'm gonna punch you in the face.

 

[ixcocoyxi]

Me: hey love. Wanna come over and play?
Girl: John I'm doing homework. Stop trying to text me for a booty call.
Me: give you a dollar?
Girl: sorry I'm not some cheap whore. Call another one of your hoes
Me: ill wash your car?
Girl: no
Me : ill do your nails?
Girl: maybe
Me: ill give you a massage?
Girl: tempting...
Me: ill buy you a cheeseburger from Mickey D's yo limmie tap day ass shawty. I gieb happy endings
Girl: I'm gonna punch you in the face.

shoulda offered the meal

 

[Jabes]

fail

she even got so pissed she made it her fb status lol

 

[TheNailGuy]

shoulda offered the meal

LOL!!!!! Its pretty late here and I'm waiting for 3 more responses haha. I'm starting to get a kick out of this

 

[jcrabb13]

Me - can I ask a question?
Her - haha okay... Shoot
Me - When do I get to tap dat ass?
Her - hahahahaha never.

Good read haha

pwnd

Hah i got up to 3 pages on that thread funny sh*t
im tempted....

worst comes to worst be over the top, she says no you say your phone got stolen. im genius i know.

i wonder where i got that idea from...it's almost like i've done this before...lemme see if i can get a good one for ya

 

[OGstackadoIIa]

fail

she even got so pissed she made it her fb status lol

Fail for using IE still - win for making her so pissed. Send her the link, it's the only thing you can do to save yourself

 

[ixcocoyxi]

me: when you gonna let me tap that ass?
her: im telling your wife

 

[speedin]

me: when you gonna let me tap that ass?
her: im telling your wife

 

[OGstackadoIIa]

me: when you gonna let me tap that ass?
her: im telling your wife

Dreams dashed quick

 

[ixcocoyxi]

:rolf:

 

[Jabes]

Fail for using IE still - win for making her so pissed. Send her the link, it's the only thing you can do to save yourself

haha i didnt care she wasnt worth my time lol

 

[Boxy]

Me: Hey qt when do I get to hit that?
Her: ... what? Who is this? Doesn't sound like something you'd say
Me: It's definitely me. You didn't answer the question!
Her: Are you fucking kidding me!? If you had asked me last year, or even the start of this year I might have considered it. You completely ignored any indication I gave you that I liked you. YOUR fault. I have a boyfriend now you ass, why the hell are you even asking me now?
Me: Oh well... how about you relight that old flame
Her: ***** what the fuck is wrong with you!? We are NOT having this conversation. You lost out on this right here, too bad.
Me: Hahahahaha its alright, I didn't want it anyway, it was a joke. http://www.clubintegra.com/board/showthread.php?t=69133&page=2

lolol she's gonna kill me.