When You Gonna Let Me Tap DAT ASS?

CortezBanks

New Member
new game... :roll: text(text,im,facebook,skype... whatever) a girl you dont really talk to much and just start talking to her with "ayo, when you gonna let me tap dat ass?" and see what she says... then post results in this thread and let us know if it works :D

EX:
Me : When you gonna let me tap that
Her: When are you free?
Me : Now?
Her: I'll be right there.

you can only hope your results are this good :lol:

EX's make this lots of fun (also seem to work the most) and wives/gfs/best friends arent usually funny.
pbnation?



i texted to a girl and was ready for teh lulz but i never got a response
 

blaketeg

I <3 Boost
me-hey gorgeous
her-eyy cuteness ;]
me-when you gonna let me tap that?
her-ugh do you think im a whore? hell no!!!!

DENIED!

me-hey ;]
her-hey!!!
me-what are u doing?
her-i wish you ;]
me-so your saying i can tap that???
her-duh silly ;]


SCORE!
 

JLintegra

Mr. J
too funny. thinking about joining. but my girl comes in here to read around. she would kick my manhood if i played though.
 

DesireeDC4

go wide or go home.
they have this on my local forum lmao.

Me: Heyyy what ya doin?
Him: Just got off work and you?
Me: Just driving. Hey i have a question.
Him: Oh yeah? What?
Me: Can i tap that?
Him: I will be home in 5 minutes, wait for me there.
Me: Dude.. I was kidding but thanks for proving my point.
Him: What?
Me: Lol, nothing dnt worry about it.
Him: Are you going or what?
Me: Naaa, no thanks, I pass.
Him: WTF.

Think he got mad but I didnt text back after that.
 

DesireeDC4

go wide or go home.
and this is one that they did to me, it was my ex and believe me i saw him the next day and kicked him in the leg, haha. I copied this from our local forum, enjoy.
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ME: Can I tap that?
HER: WTF?!? Tap what?!
ME: You.
HER: Why?!
ME: Because I want to and always have wanted to.
HER: Keep fckn dreaming, Fame. You had yer chance.
ME: Well, I'm saying I want to so lets do it.
HER: Okay yeah, sure.
ME: Really?
HER: Fck no, yer stupid, I just put that so you could be cool in the forum, now fck off.
ME: Why so harsh?
HER: JOHNNY FAME!! STOP IT.
ME: Come on, you know you want to.
HER: I'm telling my bf.
ME: Threesome?
HER: Oh yer sick, bye.

Aaaand she stopped texting after that. I'm not telling you guys who it is either. Although you can guess from the spelling ha ha ha ha!!!
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hes stupid haha.
 

red98teg

Keep on Truckin
and this is one that they did to me, it was my ex and believe me i saw him the next day and kicked him in the leg, haha. I copied this from our local forum, enjoy.
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ME: Can I tap that?
HER: WTF?!? Tap what?!
ME: You.
HER: Why?!
ME: Because I want to and always have wanted to.
HER: Keep fckn dreaming, Fame. You had yer chance.
ME: Well, I'm saying I want to so lets do it.
HER: Okay yeah, sure.
ME: Really?
HER: Fck no, yer stupid, I just put that so you could be cool in the forum, now fck off.
ME: Why so harsh?
HER: JOHNNY FAME!! STOP IT.
ME: Come on, you know you want to.
HER: I'm telling my bf.
ME: Threesome?
HER: Oh yer sick, bye.

Aaaand she stopped texting after that. I'm not telling you guys who it is either. Although you can guess from the spelling ha ha ha ha!!!
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hes stupid haha.
wait... your a chick? or a guy? or are you a lesbian? BI maybe? :D
 
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