Bike talk: Motorcycle/Scooter chat thread!

[94RS]

Sure it is...

 

[R13]

You're welcome to come try it if you want... :rolf:

 

[94RS]

Why would I want to ride a bike that you don't even want? :lol:

 

[R13]

Who said anything about riding my piece of shit? :lol:

 

[94RS]

Well then. I don't need insurance, and my bikes are tagged until 2019, so... :rolf:

 

[R13]

I'll race you in that 20 zone just because when the cops show up I won't be the only arrested for reckless driving :rolf:

 

[94RS]

If you thought those Boss Hoss "bikes" were retarded, look at this derpy shit I saw on FB.

That's the V8 from one of these...

 

[R13]

Who in their right mind would think those handle bars are a good idea...

I'd rather have the Harley that back wheel is from. :rolf:

 

[superhypered]

I'd rather be riding dirt

 

[R13]

I wonder if that thing rides like ass like the old 89 yz250 I had :lol:

 

[superhypered]

I'm so used to it that it feels great.. Douche

 

[94RS]

I'm so used to it that it feels great.. Douche

You're used to riding ass...? I think we found a new OP.

 

[R13]

:rolf:

That old yz had wood for brake pads, solid poles for forks, and the seat would force your nuts into the gas cap. Worst fucking piece of shit I've ever ridden. :lol:

 

[94RS]

Meanwhile the C70 has memory foam for suspension and play-doh for brakes.... Fun as shit, and I want a bigger engine for it at some point :rolf:

 

[R13]

:rolf: :rolf: :rolf:

My mom comes in my room at like midnight and asks if I smell gas, of course I say "no" because I'm not super sensitive to it. I get up and instantly I can smell 93 octane so I immediately realize it's the F4 :rolf:

The shitty ass oreilly's fuel hose just randomly busted and poured half the fucking tank in the floor :lol:

I was just in the garage at about 11:15 getting a socket out of the toolbox and it was fine :what: :lol: