Bike talk: Motorcycle/Scooter chat thread!

[R13]

Little shit, but progress is progress. Anything to keep this thread rolling. :lol:

Needed different bolts for the eGay mirrors that came with the bike, and I needed more bullet connectors because I originally bought 12 not realizing that's only enough for 3 turn signals. :lol:

 

[94RS]

Must have male and female together on the same package :lol:

 

[R13]

If they sold them separately they'd have all kinds of angry hicks coming in there mad because they're stupid :lol:

 

[94RS]

Lowes does that here :what:

 

[R13]

Lowe's that's not located in a town of 50k people that mostly consists of people over 45 and "don't know about them damn computers and all this technology shit these kids have now days" :lol:

 

[R13]

Now to put zx10 decals on it and try to pass it off as a ninja :rolf:

 

[94RS]

Except that it looks nothing like a Ninja :rolf:

 

[R13]

The decals is all it would take to convince these inbreds :rolf:

 

[94RS]

"dat dere one uh dem ching chong bykes? cowuhsawkey? wuts dat?"

*spits chewing tobacco*

"buuut ken dat lil sick hunnderd out run mah 103 harrlee?"

 

[R13]

Most of the Harley fags around here ride 1200 sportsters because they can't pick the bigger ones up off the kickstand :lol:

 

[94RS]

1200 Sportsters make more power and weigh 300+ lbs less than the 103 bikes :rolf:

 

[R13]

I can still beat them with my shitty 1999 cbr... when it runs :rolf:

 

[94RS]

I can still beat your shitty 1999 CBR because with my little twin because it runs :rolf:

 

[R13]

You could probably beat it in the 1/4 mile because you have shit loads more 0-100 acceleration :lol:

 

[94RS]

They'd probably be pretty damn even. The F4 has around 20 lb/ft torque less than the XB, but the XB weighs around 30lbs more... Plus the 7k redline.