What's the funniest S@#$ u've heard in Honda game

[hgocasca]

I was explaining to this kid who works for me that I was getting my b17, and that it has vtec, and how and why it works, of course the kid looked baffled and amazed. I showed him a few vids on YouTube explaining it and how it works, yada yada, etc. Then he looks at me, and says, I shit you not, "my dad has a mustang, he was saying something about putting a vtec in it, he's going to mount it under the seat though with the wires tucked". That was his last week on the schedule. I couldn't even look at him. My response was "word, he'll have a dope vtec setup, bro". Kid was plain retarded.

 

[apoe]

his dad's vtec has mine cracking up...

 

[hgocasca]

I spent over an hour on the subject with him, he just couldn't grasp a word.

 

[AlexD]

Heard this one the other day

"Can you reuse pressure plate and flywheel bolts on hondas"


LOL

 

[itzrivera]

^^LOL straight douche-baggin it

 

[hgocasca]

Lol

 

[AlexD]

^^LOL straight douche-baggin it

If I dont douche bag it who will? :lol:

 

[pinkley]

Just read on craigslist that a guy is selling a b18a1 GSR motor.... I text him to see if it was a typo because if it was b18c1 I was going to jump on it for $500. But not so lucky, it was in fact a b18a1....... Hmm

 

[built_ls]

Just read on craigslist that a guy is selling a b18a1 GSR motor.... I text him to see if it was a typo because if it was b18c1 I was going to jump on it for $500. But not so lucky, it was in fact a b18a1....... Hmm

ni99a you dont, if a b18a1 is in a gsr shell is is now officially a b18a1 GSR

 

[hgocasca]

ni99a you dont, if a b18a1 is in a gsr shell is is now officially a b18a1 GSR

?

 

[alexjoo]

some corn fed red neck in a mustang asked me if my little nipper box wanted to race his mustang gt. i obviously said no thank you. then he revved the shit out of his car told me im missing 4 cylinders and insisted on cutting me off and burning the fuck out of his tires in front of me at the next light.

btw my mom was in the car with me, we were coming home from costco with a trunk full of goodies hahaha

 

[Ominous G2]

I was told about a month ago that a local guy has a 1,000whp CRX.

Used the typical "Oh yeah?" response.

 

[superhypered]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ApDdIufqV_M

Driving a stolen honda to a honda tech meet..

just saw this video and the second vid that goes with it...... Turns out that is was the dude crx that was stolen then the girl traded her teg for the stolen crx without knowing it was stolen. And i guess dude ended up stealing his crx back. So it was his car at the end of the day. Her lost for trade her teg for a stolen car.

I bet she felt stupid :roll:

Since you didnt use commas, I didnt understand wtf you were talking about.. soo, I finally found out myself tonight..

The guy got into his car, that he claimed was his, which in reality, it was, and the dumb bitch was whining that it was hers, because she traded her integra for his stolen car.. now it makes more sense.. Especially considering he got in it and started it up with his own key!

Fuck the youtube comments though, bunch of retards. Just thought I'd share my discovery as I was trying to find out before

 

[pinkley]

ni99a you dont, if a b18a1 is in a gsr shell is is now officially a b18a1 GSR

:retard:

?

X2

 

[built_ls]

I have to explain my self......

ni99a you dont, if a b18a1 is in a gsr shell is is now officially a b18a1 GSR

this comment was sarcastic

Since you didnt use commas, I didnt understand wtf you were talking about.. soo, I finally found out myself tonight..

The guy got into his car, that he claimed was his, which in reality, it was, and the dumb b**** was whining that it was hers, because she traded her integra for his stolen car.. now it makes more sense.. Especially considering he got in it and started it up with his own key!

f*** the youtube comments though, bunch of retards. Just thought I'd share my discovery as I was trying to find out before

seriously, you couldn't understand the post because of the lack of comma's....i wasn't aware that this was ENC1101 (NOTE: If you don't know what ENC1101 is don't leave a comment asking what it is, type it into google)