New Game-I swear its fun, i swear

[blitzillist]

*lol*
granted but now its hailing on your car

i wish it wasnt 30 degrees outside

 

[Winki]

granted now its 130

granted but your fast car is a VW beetle

i wish i could fuck jessica alba

sure but which one is jessica alba your left or right

i wish all my problems would just go away

 

[blitzillist]

granted but then you wake up from your dream and come back to reality right after

i wish i had a dunkin donuts toasted almond coffee with 4 creams and 4 sugars

 

[Kuchtaboy]

granted, but you can't open the top... just smell it.

I wish my exhaust would come..

 

[Greenbling]

Granted but it isn't what you ordered and you cant make it work, it is grossly different then what you ordered. And when you go to return it the site is gone.

I wish i didn't have rust.

 

[Pugnap00]

Granted but it isn't what you ordered and you cant make it work, it is grossly different then what you ordered. And when you go to return it the site is gone.

I wish i didn't have rust.

granted, you dont have rust, but everything else in the world still rusts. In fact things will now rust 100x faster then before, however your body will be rust free tin-man.

I wish i was friends with the people who live in the center of the earth

 

[Winki]

granted but they only befriend you so they can plump you up and eat you lol

i wish tomorrow would urry up and come

 

[Greenbling]

granted, you dont have rust, but everything else in the world still rusts. In fact things will now rust 100x faster then before, however your body will be rust free tin-man.

I wish i was friends with the people who live in the center of the earth

Granted now you have to live with them for eternity (and in the center of the earth.. no tegs )

I wish i had a 2 car garage and a 3 car sized shop

 

[Greenbling]

granted but they only befriend you so they can plump you up and eat you lol

i wish tomorrow would urry up and come

granted but now time hurries up indefinitely and you only have 6months left to live (30 years pass in that time)

I wish I had a USDM ECU with a jdm map

 

[Pugnap00]

Granted now you have to live with them for eternity (and in the center of the earth.. no tegs )

I wish i had a 2 car garage and a 3 car sized shop

Granted, they are made of legos as well.

I wish my car was payed off.

 

[blueDAteg]

granted but its for a WRX.

i wish i had all the parts for my build sitting in my garage.

 

[Greenbling]

Granted, they are made of legos as well.

I wish my car was payed off.

Granted but you wreck it the next day and its your fault, and you just switched your insurance from full to liability only (ouch)

I wish i had a welder and the skill do to use it

 

[Greenbling]

granted but its for a WRX.

i wish i had all the parts for my build sitting in my garage.

granted but the next day your garage collapses


I wish i had a welder and the skill do to use it

 

[blueDAteg]

Granted but you wreck it the next day and its your fault, and you just switched your insurance from full to liability only (ouch)

I wish i had a welder and the skill do to use it

granted, but you didnt pay your electric bill.

i wish my job was fun.

 

[Greenbling]

granted, but you didnt pay your electric bill.

i wish my job was fun.

granted but your job is stripping for old and fat women , and gay men on the weekends, and you love it!


I wish i had an air compressor, and a generator.