New Game-I swear its fun, i swear

[Pugnap00]

granted but the IRS prosecutes you criminally with a misdemeanor violation punishable by up to a year in prison and a fine of $25,000 for not paying taxes.

I wish kira knightley was my sex slave

 

[8urcivic]

granted....but u must marry billy blanks first........and stay comiited to him.....cuz then u would be gay.



i wish to own the entire state of california.

 

[JimmyRos.]

granted but everyone moves out and only the gays live there.

i wish i could walk through walls.

 

[Pugnap00]

granted but everyone moves out and only the gays live there.

i wish i could walk through walls.

Granted but every wall you walk through always leads to a random nude gay bar.

I wish i could fly

 

[8urcivic]

granted but everyone moves out and only the gays live there.

i wish i could walk through walls.

granted.....but u must run through them....then one day your power wont work and u die from smashing your ugly face into a brick wall.


i wish my engine was done.

 

[8urcivic]

Granted but every wall you walk through always leads to a random nude gay bar.

I wish i could fly

granted but the only way u can fly is by having intercourse with a pig.



i wish i had an xbox360

 

[Pugnap00]

granted but the only way u can fly is by having intercourse with a pig.



i wish i had an xbox360

Granted, but your xbox 360 has the 3 red lights of death error, and there is no warrenty to fix it.

I wish i had $500 for rims

 

[ITRnarcotic]

granted but the only way u can fly is by having intercourse with a pig.



i wish i had an xbox360

granted but your xbox would only play gay porn

I wish my ls had a turbo

 

[ITRnarcotic]

Granted, but your xbox 360 has the 3 red lights of death error, and there is no warrenty to fix it.

I wish i had $500 for rims

granted but your $500 is in monopoly money.

I wish i didnt have to work

 

[8urcivic]

granted but your xbox would only play gay porn

I wish my ls had a turbo

granted.....but now turbo means penis in your mouth


i wish my engine was done.

 

[Pugnap00]

granted.....but now turbo means penis in your mouth


i wish my engine was done.

granted, you engine is done, but your sex drive fails, and cannot be fixed

I wish i had a ATM with unlimited funds on it.

 

[ITRnarcotic]

granted, you engine is done, but your sex drive fails, and cannot be fixed

I wish i had a ATM with unlimited funds on it.

granted but you cant remember your PIN.

i wish i had a skyline GTR

 

[8urcivic]

granted.....but what u really dont know is...atm means " ass to mouth" and by funds it means...with dudes.


i wish for some dinner.

 

[Pugnap00]

granted but you cant remember your PIN.

i wish i had a skyline GTR

granted, but then this happens to you and you die

I wish i had the power to shoot fire from my hands

 

[ITRnarcotic]

granted, but then this happens to you and you die

I wish i had the power to shoot fire from my hands

granted but it only works when your masturbating.

I wish i had an unlimited amount of money