Why I hate my job...

Ganyon

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I seriously just read this whole thread. I thought you were serious about the op at first.
 

Merlins Beard

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I hate my life. I’m almost 22 and haven’t been able to score a better job than a freaking cook at a local fast food joint. What makes it worse is that I live in a small town so business is pretty limited, and where I work is the only place that’ll hire high school graduates. The owner is the greediest and cheapest man I've ever known, he hardly pays me anything and I'm the best thing that's ever happened to his business. I’d get the hell out of this town if I could actually drive too, but I’ve failed every damn test I’ve ever taken. I’m socially awkward, even my only other co-worker hates my guts. I have repressed lust for one of my best friends too; she’s athletic, smart, and a gorgeous southern bell. I love her. You know what it’s like; I’ve been friend zoned real hard. She’s my only best friend, besides this one kid, who I’m pretty sure is only hanging around me because he is mentally challenged. I guess he’s the only one that can tolerate me. And what makes this all worse is that I live in a pineapple under the sea.
 
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