Darrell
New Member
Here is the new handy dandy joke thread.
I will start:
WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU GET A BLONDE GENIE?
A white guy is walking along a beach when he comes across a
lamp partially buried in the sand. He picks up the lamp and gives it a
rub. Two blonde Genies appear, and they tell him he has been granted three
wishes. The guy makes his three wishes and the blonde Genies disappear.
The next thing the guy knows, he's in a bedroom, in a mansion
surrounded by50 beautiful women. He makes love to all of them and begins
to explore the house.
>Suddenly he feels something soft under his feet, he looks down and the
floor is covered in $1,000 bills.
Then, there's a knock at the door. . . He answers it and
standing there are two persons dressed in Ku Klux Klan outfits.
They drag him outside to thenearest tree, throw a rope over a limb
and hang him by the neck until he's dead.
As the Klansmen are walking away, they remove their hoods;
it's the two blonde Genies. One blonde Genie says to the other one, " I
can understand the first wish having all these beautiful women in a big
mansion to make love to. I can also understand him wanting to be a
millionaire,but why he wanted to be "hung like a black man" is beyond me.
I will start:
WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU GET A BLONDE GENIE?
A white guy is walking along a beach when he comes across a
lamp partially buried in the sand. He picks up the lamp and gives it a
rub. Two blonde Genies appear, and they tell him he has been granted three
wishes. The guy makes his three wishes and the blonde Genies disappear.
The next thing the guy knows, he's in a bedroom, in a mansion
surrounded by50 beautiful women. He makes love to all of them and begins
to explore the house.
>Suddenly he feels something soft under his feet, he looks down and the
floor is covered in $1,000 bills.
Then, there's a knock at the door. . . He answers it and
standing there are two persons dressed in Ku Klux Klan outfits.
They drag him outside to thenearest tree, throw a rope over a limb
and hang him by the neck until he's dead.
As the Klansmen are walking away, they remove their hoods;
it's the two blonde Genies. One blonde Genie says to the other one, " I
can understand the first wish having all these beautiful women in a big
mansion to make love to. I can also understand him wanting to be a
millionaire,but why he wanted to be "hung like a black man" is beyond me.
