I have found what the issue was. I had to take off the head again to do so. I'm glad I took it off instead of just searching for the problem though. Please, hold your laughs until after.
So the day that my buddy came over and helped me out for a bit, we were able to get the block ready for the head. He had tightened the ARP head studs into the block and tossed the gasket on (so it wouldn't get ruined). The next day, I put the head on and started plugging everything in. He came over again and I asked him to double check all the wiring to make sure it would be good to run. He asked if I made sure the head gasket was on. I told him that he put it on so yes. So I didn't try and start it at that time as I needed an oil filter (so oil wouldn't get everywhere... funny that). I got the filter the next day, put it on, and then made this video.
To make a long story short, my buddy put the head gasket on but he only just tossed it on the block so it wouldn't get ruined., He was expecting me to double check it to make sure all was good (which he told me). When I took the head off, I found that the head gasket was on up-side-down. It's not his fault though, it was just a mis-communication. So I am getting another gasket as soon as I get a decent price on one. When I get the gasket, I'll make another video. Hopefully the next video won't get as oil-filled.
To give you an idea how much oil I lost, I had filled the oil to just above the "fill dot" on the dip-stick. After I ran the car, just the tip of the dip-stick had a tiny bit of oil on it. So awesome...