racial jokes not meant to offend anyone just a good laugh

GearShifter187

New Member
Whats the difference between a Jewish and a Turkey?
Only one screams in the fire

How can you see a black guy in the night?
By their eyes and teeth

Whats the difference between a Asian guy and a bucket of shit?
The bucket

Hope I didnt offended anyone If I did sorry
 

MidniteFreedom

New Member
A black man drives in the freeway and hitting over 100mph. he sticks his head out and he gets killed......
how did he died? His Lips beat himself to death!
 

JDMfoo1

New Member
what do 16 yr old black girls do on their birthdays??? take their nine kids to kfc
why do asian women love asian men so much?? cuz they ll eat anything that smells like fish
i think sum dumass made this up..what did bruce lee order when he went to burger king?? A WhopAAaaa!
what do u call a bunch of black kids in a bus?? a rotten banana
 

acurals209

SYNDICATE 4 EVR
Lol Hahahahahahahaha Hahahahahahahahahaha Lmao Ohh Man Theres Some Funny Ass Ones In Here But Like I Said Its Not Meant To Offend Anyone Just Have Some Fun Shit Im Mexican And I Ripped On My Owm People Lol Its Just Funny
 

TegSox

Super Duper Moderator
TegSox said:
How do you stop 5 black guys from raping a white girl?
Throw 'em a basketball.
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Read the thread, there's some good jokes.
Some very lame ones, too.
 

WishIHadATeg

LaidOutChevy
What do a fat woman and a pile of bricks have in common?

They're both gonna get laid by a Mexican eventually


How do you know Adam was white?

Ever tried to take a rib from a black man?


What do you call: 3 Japanese guys, a Polish guy, and 3 black guys all standing in a line?

A water sprinkler! (Chink chink chink spic nigga nigga nigga)


An Asian man and an Asian woman get married. On their wedding night, they're getting ready to consumate the marriage. The woman is a virgin and the man isn't far from it, but he tries to play it off. He says "Just tell me what you want baby, and I'll do it...anything!" She thinks for a few minutes, trying to think of something. Suddenly she yells "I want numba 69!" The man looks confused for a minute, then he looks at her and says "You want beef wit bwocoli?"
 

Shea

well now...
^^^ thats kind of funny your first post on CI is in the racial jokes thread haha

those are some good ones though
 

WishIHadATeg

LaidOutChevy
Yeah I've been lurking and just kinda readin thru, but I couldn't resist the racial jokes. That does sound/look bad though don't it? :shock:
 

GearShifter187

New Member
WishIHadATeg said:
How do you know Adam was white?

Ever tried to take a rib from a black man?

An Asian man and an Asian woman get married. On their wedding night, they're getting ready to consumate the marriage. The woman is a virgin and the man isn't far from it, but he tries to play it off. He says "Just tell me what you want baby, and I'll do it...anything!" She thinks for a few minutes, trying to think of something. Suddenly she yells "I want numba 69!" The man looks confused for a minute, then he looks at her and says "You want beef wit bwocoli?"
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Haha!! I got one for Adam!!

How do you know that Adam is not Asian?

Because He would eat a snake rather than eating the apple

The second one is freaking funny!! Beef with Broccoli is actually Number 6 in my parents restaurant :p
 

Autotech510

New Member
why did the latino girl get pregnet?
because they're teacher told them to go home and do their essays.

why are black people so tall?
because they're k-nee-gros.

what do you call name a baby with a black and chinese couple?
something WONG.
 

Shea

well now...
how do chinese people name there children?

throw pots and pans down the stairs (i'm sure everyones heard that one but its pretty good)
 

g3teg97

Super Moderator
A bum asks a man for two dollars.

The man says, "If I give you the money, will you just use it to buy booze?"

The bum says no.

The man asks, "Will you gamble it away?"

The bum says no.

Then the man asks, "Then will you come home with me so my wife can see what happens to a man who doesn’t drink or gamble?"
 
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