OH shit Girl Problems!
- Thread starter obd1kenobi
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1990G2TEG
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Someone done got called the fuck out, and I MISSED IT?! That's what I get for being gone a second... Fuck. I will tell ya'll though, I was on my way in the ol tegster to get some gas, mind you, I'm in North Carolina and all, and low and behold, I come to a screeching halt because, get this, a fucking African Spurred tortoise was in the middle of the fucking road. We're talking a turtle that's nearly two feet in length, 1 1/4 feet wide, and weighs 40 lbs. And it's just a fucking baby... The part I'm wondering about is this... How the fuck does an African tortoise wind up in NC?! OK, so I emailed some college professors n shit. I find out it's the 3rd largest land tortoise in the world... Mother fucker almost became one with my suspension... Not that it's not fucked up enough as it is already!g2teg said:
So if you're wondering, HELL YEAH I brought the damn thing home! And yes, I scared the piss out of my ol' lady with it... And yes, I GOT PICS of the damn thing!
I keep telling folks about my luck, no one believes me but... Wait, you'll see... One fucking day I'm gonna wind up with Dumbo the elephant tied up to the back of my fucking trunk... At first, I thought the weed I was smoking was some good shit, until the bitch started moving again!
*note I'm gonna start callin OBD1 Earnhardt JR. Nigga got a drag strip in his drawers! SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEECH!!! Ah, baby, that was good! (2 seconds later)
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G3GirL
UUUHHHH-OOOOHHHHHHH...!!!
LOL way to steal someone's thread, g2! hahah i bet brentain m. alexander brought that shit over from africa...lol i'm JUSTTTTTTTT KIDDING, brent! :mrgreen: you're still my 2nd favorite person from CI! lol1990G2TEG said:
hahaha you remind me of that movie...harold and kumar go to white castle or whatever the fuck it's called. pothead1990G2TEG said:
1990G2TEG
Banned
Trinh... How the hell could I steal OBD1's thread?! That mother fucker got himself some serious problems with the ladies... Of course, I think his ass jinxed my ass, but that's kewl... I don't have the possability of pending doom hangin over my head like he does, but I do got some problems... Dude, I gotta start part 2 of this shit. GIRL PROBLEMS: REMIXED! So where is Ol' Earnhardt JR today?! Niggas hiding so good from that chick who flaked out on his ass, that he hid himself from the rest of the world! I don't blame you one fucking bit!G3GirL said:
As far as my weed smoking habit goes, I make Harold and Kumar look like a bunch of parsley smokin bitches! Besides, they're not nearly as productive and creative as me when I smoke bud!
obd1kenobi
CI Transfomer God!
Hell yeah I got that shit from the mother land lol! Yeah and my thread has been jacked, And I still have talked to Victoria yet...G3GirL said:
Well she called this morning, said that her phone died and once in chargered she fell asleep, she's skipping school today, I dont knew if she's coming by job or not. I called her back, but when she picked up she was waking back up, so I just told her to call me back. So hoplefully I can figure this shit out soon!
obd1kenobi
CI Transfomer God!
naw dog she's 18 i check ID, b/c she looks young as shit! and its her last week of school!1990G2TEG said:
And stop saying I have STDS :cry:
obd1kenobi
CI Transfomer God!
she monday she did, but she called early this moring and shit to explain what happen.1990G2TEG said:
obd1kenobi
CI Transfomer God!
I do but always as a really good friend, and I care alot bout her! But now, since what happen saturday! Things changed, i wanna be with her now.G3GirL said:
obd1kenobi
CI Transfomer God!
I should, i will!G3GirL said: