*offical* I'm Wasted Thread

[OGstackadoIIa]

Not even a fucking handjob?

 

[endo617]

Nothing TOO epic just got it in with some random cute blonde chick at my friends college. Too bad she kicked me out because she was feeling like a slut.

my friends had the same thing happen to them, they stop for to random girls, girls saw they had a blunt and jumped in, they ended up in the boonies and parked like 2 blocks away. got up stairs and were there for like 2 minutes. girls' roommates came out and kicked them out saying "we're going to call the police they are drunk, GTFO!", moral of the story, gas or ass-no free rides

 

[Kyle]

Not when I left. lol. Would have been awkward with Rachel in the room. Then again, I could have asked her to join hahha.

 

[OGstackadoIIa]

one to tickle the sack

 

[SexySSBP]

I forgot to come back here and post last night. Probly for the best, lol

 

[OGstackadoIIa]

I forgot to come back here and post last night. Probly for the best, lol

Were you sloppy too? I got way too drunk, man

 

[OGstackadoIIa]

Like "I don't really feel like ever drinking again" drunk.
I'm pretty sure I quit smoking

 

[SexySSBP]

Were you sloppy too? I got way too drunk, man

Well, I don't remember leaving the bar, and woke up this morning with all the lights on in the hotel room, and it feels like i got beat with a baseball bat. So...yes.

 

[Kyle]

one to tickle the sack

Nada.

Well, I don't remember leaving the bar, and woke up this morning with all the lights on in the hotel room, and it feels like i got beat with a baseball bat. So...yes.

Please tell me you didn't drive home. lol maybe you got mugged and some Hispanics tried to steal your DC2.

 

[OGstackadoIIa]

He usually has a bar right by the hotel he is staying in. Jake and I are responsible drunks, also great decoders of each others scrambled texts

 

[SexySSBP]

Nada.



Please tell me you didn't drive home. lol maybe you got mugged and some Hispanics tried to steal your DC2.

Hell no!!! Patrick is right, all i have to do is stumble my way back to my room.

 

[SexySSBP]

He usually has a bar right by the hotel he is staying in. Jake and I are responsible drunks, also great decoders of each others scrambled texts

I'm fairly dissappointed I didn't text you last night :-/

 

[OGstackadoIIa]

I was off in space, bro. Fucked up, faded

 

[Kyle]

Hell no!!! Patrick is right, all i have to do is stumble my way back to my room.

Thank god. That would have been scary, especially black out drunk driving.

 

[SexySSBP]

Ummm....so, I'm pretty wasted, and have to be up in 3 hrs. Ftl...but on the bright side, I haven't spent that much tonught, cause the bartender likes me and she covered most of my drinks. Win!! She may have theoretically taken me bar hopping as well, but i will neiher confirm or deny that.