New Game-I swear its fun, i swear

[Pugnap00]

1. The first person posts a wish.

2. The second poster grants the first wish, but with a twist so the granted wish is rendered useless. They then wish for something of thier own.

Ex:
Poster #1: I wish I had a million dollars.

Poster #2: Granted, but you get it in pennies.

I will start:
I wish i had a dune buggy.

 

[JimmyRos.]

for sure, with stone wheels.

 

[Pugnap00]

Now you need to make a wish

 

[JimmyRos.]

i wish i had a penny.

 

[Pugnap00]

granted, but now you cant have more then a penny, which will cause you to go homeless, poor, and hungry.

I wish i had a 100 foot HDTV

 

[JimmyRos.]

granted. it only plays 2girls1cup 24/7. haha!

i wish trinh would shower. lol.

 

[GA-Beast]

granted but you have to watch.

i wish for a accord type R

 

[Winki]

sure but with only the hampster wheel vtec

i wish i would win the next powerball

 

[JimmyRos.]

sure, except you'll lose your ticket.

i wish i could do a backflip.

 

[Pugnap00]

Sure, but for every back flip you do your penis gets smaller.

I wish It would rain hamburgers

 

[JimmyRos.]

sure except for the burgers would have penis in them instead of beef. ausshole.

i wish i was invisible.

 

[Pugnap00]

(LMAO)

Granted, you can be invsible but only when you walk across freeways and streets.

I wish i could breath under water

 

[JimmyRos.]

but cant swim. sucka.

i wish i ran faster than a cheetah.

 

[8urcivic]

granted.......but now u can only fuck cheetahs.



i wish jimmy would not be gay.

 

[GA-Beast]

granted but now you are

i wish i didn't have to pay taxes this year