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Merlins Beard

*Beard not included
I parked cars at a nice italian place, didnt drive a lambo but i drove some new at the time (09-10) BMW 7 series and those were really nice, but it took me like 5 min to figure out how to work the shifter. drove a lot of BMWs and Mercedes and a few Audis but thats about it. tips at that place were horrible...i didnt get paid through the person i worked for so it was just tips, and i was lucky to come home with more than $10 for about 4 hours of work, i got free food though.
 

OGstackadoIIa

TEAM LlGHTSPEED RACING
Oh, f*** your face, is that a mutha f***in Chevy Beretta?! I had one of those before, baller as f*** - smooth and powerful as your fat b**** girlfriend's c***. f*** it, here is a picture of my old boss-ride!


Put that drool back in your dick receiver; you'll never ball like me
 
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XjoEnX

Active Member
Lol!! What the hell is that?

Yo dawg, I heard you like Beretta's. So we put a Beretta in your Beretta so you can shoot yourself for building a Beretta.
 

Merlins Beard

*Beard not included
out of any car in the entire world.........a Beretta. they could have chosen anything and they pick a Beretta. i bet there was a conversation that went like this:
person 1 "Yo dawg, we should totally pimp the shit out of a car"
person 2 "Yeaaaaahhhh booooyyyyy, dats gonna be sick as fuck, we could get som twany fous n paint dat shit"
person 1 "Hell yeah, wat kind of ride you wanna do?"
person 2 "Dawg, we gotta get a mustang, them boys are fast n shit"
person 1 "Naw man, we gotta get something dats cheap, like a Beretta"
 

blackviper

New Member
Merlins Beard said:
out of any car in the entire world.........a Beretta. they could have chosen anything and they pick a Beretta. i bet there was a conversation that went like this:
person 1 "Yo dawg, we should totally pimp the s*** out of a car"
person 2 "Yeaaaaahhhh booooyyyyy, dats gonna be sick as f***, we could get som twany fous n paint dat s***"
person 1 "Hell yeah, wat kind of ride you wanna do?"
person 2 "Dawg, we gotta get a mustang, them boys are fast n s***"
person 1 "Naw man, we gotta get something dats cheap, like a Beretta"
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hahahaha! that made my day!


Boxy said:
The real question is: why is a guy who drives a Lambo shopping at Wal-Mart?
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x3, was totally expecting someone to ask this.
 

Prozon

Kris
OGstackadoIIa said:
Don't hate on my G-ride. Nothing makes a pussy wet like lambo doors and a wing - get on my level, haters
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I want the lambo doors on my car.. except I can't afford the stuff to do it.. I'm going to get some epoxy from eBay and just cut my hinges off and turn them so the doors open up. It'll be mad JDM tyte.
 
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