Confession Thread.

speedin

The Transporter
lol ehh. i'm pretty sure i was just a timid child.
Eh, kids are stupid. lol


i'll share a stupid kid story...


I once held my breath to impress a girl till I passed out in 3rd grade. We were having a contest amongst all the boys. You could say I won.. :lol:
 
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RD408

New Member
that's because it's not in the VIP section and everyone and their moms can see it if they wanted. lol i don't care, though. i'm hardcore.

one time when i was six or seven, i needed to go to the restroom, but the teacher was in the middle of talking to another kid, so i didn't want to interrupt. i ended up peeing all over myself and got sent home.
I almost did the same, but instead of pissing on myself i went in a plant that the teacher had in the corner of the room.
 

whitedc4

Well-Known Member
i confess i didn't realize i could start a thread in the vip.


i also confess i gave the waitress tonight at my dads birthday his number. he's newly divorced and extremely depressed. she was a looker ;)
 

JGvtec

New Member
All these things come up. Im sure it feels good to let them go though.

I wish i could go back in time and re do my senior year. i plained through it not really caring because it was just senior year. I want to see my parent's watch me go past on the graduation stage. :cry:

I later graduated in summer school in like 3 weeks after school was over.
 

XslickwhitetegX

UKDM EXPERT
ooh i got kid storys...

One time at my aunts house I was swimming in above ground pool, I had to goto bathroom, I couldnt get out, my aunt asked my brother to take me out of pool, he didnt and guess where i took number 2 at? and he did half to clean up the mess....

another time when I was young my mom and dad where at soft ball game and my mom thought it was a good ideal for my brother to take me around park in stroller.. well he got bored real fast and had a great ideal to put me on mary go round.. he tired me to it in my stroller and spun me around and around, going pretty fast(he says) and I magically got tossed out and hit the ground! dust covered me... crying my mother came to me and my brother tried to play it off but he forgot to untie stroller from Mary go round!

I should mention my brother is 10yrs older than me and we are extremely close now and we tallk about theses kinds of stories all the time, i got plenty of them....
 

whitedc4

Well-Known Member
when i was about 5 i loved cowboy woody(toy story) so i dressed up as woody for halloween. however almost every night after halloween i wore my costume to dance around in play in and sleep in. my mom has several videos :lol:
 

sumfilipinodude

New Member
One time when I was about 5, I was walking home from school. There was this dog outside my neighbor's house and being the little kid I was, I had my keys and kept on rattling it in front of the dog teasing it. Next thing you know, the dog got angry and leaped and bit my butt. I ran home crying..
 

whitedc4

Well-Known Member
when i first started talking i was with my 80 year old great grandma shopping in one of her old fart stores and she said i kept trying to grab clothing from the racks but she refused to let me so i started saying bullshit, fuck you, damn it, and pretty much every word in every chapter of the book. she said her church ladies were also in that same store at the same time and all were looking at her snickering about me. she left.
 

G3GirL

UUUHHHH-OOOOHHHHHHH...!!!
sometimes when driving behind UPS or FedEx trucks, i sercretly hope by some divine miracle that they'd flip or all the contents spill out and become free for me to grab at my heart's content.

i know how bad that is, but wth. lol it's a confession thread.
 

meANDmyDB7

actually has an FB6 now.
when i was 7, i broke my chin..sort of..trying to breakdance. Well, the bone didn't break, but the skin did and the bone was visible. i passed out. i still can't remember anything except for holding my hand to my chin while crying. then i forgot from a blackout. then i wake up once more to see a fat dude with a huge beard that overshadowed his mask with glasses then blacked out again. woke up the next day with one of those hospital robes while naked under.

good day.
 
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