Bike talk: Motorcycle/Scooter chat thread!

[94RS]

Could always find a piece of rebar and wait for him next time he leaves on the R6... :lol:

 

[R13]

I actually have some rebar from laying the foundation to the house addition... and I have a crossbow to fire it with :rolf:

 

[94RS]

Aim for the head. :thumbs up

 

[R13]

Honestly all I'd have to do is back out of my driveway as he's leaving. There's a bush that blocks your view of my driveway on that side and he takes off out of the neighborhood like he's got the shits.

Could use the shitty rust bucket fteenthousand :rolf:

 

[94RS]

Honestly all I'd have to do is back out of my driveway as he's leaving. There's a bush that blocks your view of my driveway on that side and he takes off out of the neighborhood like he's got the shits.

Could use the shitty rust bucket fteenthousand :rolf:

 

[R13]

Backwards logic, but you get the idea :lol:

 

[94RS]

 

[R13]

God dammit... I have a legitimate medical condition that probably could've gotten me out of that ticket...

I could've just said I needed to shit and if he didn't let me go he would've looked like the bad guy in court. :lol:

 

[94RS]

You have a legitimate medical condition that makes you shit....? :rolf:

 

[R13]

Blood no less :lol:

Can also cause internal bleeding.

 

[94RS]

So you shit blood and can't lift your arms....



I thought I was broken, but holy shit :rolf:

 

[R13]

What the hell's wrong with you? Chronic foot cramps from driving too much? :lol:

 

[94RS]

Left shoulder always has minor pain, most likely from heavy lifting at work. I tend to put more weight on that side.


Right ankle cracks nearly every time I move it, been that way since I was like 12-13.


TMJ. (Jaw pops/clicks)


Knees crack often.




But hey, at least I'm not shitting blood :rolf:

 

[R13]

You're more broken than I am... at least I only shit blood for a few days ever few years or so :lol: and my shoulders can be fixed, I just don't have good enough insurance to cover the physical therapy needed after the surgery.

 

[94RS]

I could probably afford to fix whatever's wrong, I just like having shit. The XB and SS are good examples of that :lol: