Bike talk: Motorcycle/Scooter chat thread!

[94RS]

Not that you've ridden it enough to know... :rolf:

 

[R13]

Surely sitting on it for 2-3 hours at a time working on the pain in the ass valves counts for something... :lol:

 

[94RS]

Nope.

 

[R13]

My opinion doesn't matter anyway, I'd tell you a dirtbike seat is comfortable because I'm used to having big things crammed betwixt my cheeks :naughty:

 

[94RS]

Ryan's wife started paying you visits, eh?

 

[R13]

He won't share narwhal with us...

 

[94RS]

So it's your either gf or her roommate strapping it on.... You sick fuck.

 

[R13]

I mean her roommate did offer me a pegging because apparently that's her thing, but I declined because I was drunk and trying not to make bad decisions. :lol:

 

[94RS]

Give it a few weeks and you'll come to the conclusion that declining was the bad decision... :rolf:

 

[R13]

Probably... :rolf:

 

[94RS]

You'll end up like Goatse in no time

 

[R13]

I get to stick it in her butt if she sticks it in mine so... :naughty:

 

[94RS]

Wtf kind of trade off is that? Shove it in her shitbox anyway :rolf:

 

[R13]

Were I in an "open relationship" I would... being that we're talking about my gf's roommate/best friend :rolf:

As for my gf, I prefer putting my dick in the hole that doesn't result in crying because that's just sad and cruel... :lol:

 

[94RS]