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Which one?

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R13

The other asshole
Been awhile since I've looked at gear tbh, what with being out of the game and all.

Dainese and AGV sport often have decent low line gear so you might look at their stuff.

As for gloves I prefer gauntlet gloves, don't like the idea of my bony ass bare wrists hitting the pavement. :lol:
 

R13

The other asshole
Jesus fuck... :smackself:

I was watching downshift83 videos and my brother comes in, thinks DS is funny and all that for like 3 videos, then I watch the video where a friend of his surprises him with an iron 883 and of course they're riding it and joking around, it's pretty funny

And my fucking asshurt idiot brother just instantly starts calling him an obnoxious douche and talking massive shit just because he's poking fun at it rather than sucking Harley's microscopic dicks.

Worst part is no matter how many times I try to get it through his fucking head that I don't fucking hate Harley's I just prefer supersports and dirtbikes, he just indirectly calls me a Harley hater in a bitchy ass tone...

And he's never even ridden a fucking cruiser, hell he's only ridden the z50, a crf80f, and I let him take the XR out the street and back and he handed it off to me because it scared him.

How in the fuck do you go from wanting a zx10r and claiming it's one of the most badass bikes ever, to being an absolute, sport bike hating twat?

The only hater here is him. :lol:
 

94RS

No fucks given.
Jesus f***... :smackself:

I was watching downshift83 videos and my brother comes in, thinks DS is funny and all that for like 3 videos, then I watch the video where a friend of his surprises him with an iron 883 and of course they're riding it and joking around, it's pretty funny

And my f***ing asshurt idiot brother just instantly starts calling him an obnoxious douche and talking massive s*** just because he's poking fun at it rather than sucking Harley's microscopic dicks.

Worst part is no matter how many times I try to get it through his f***ing head that I don't f***ing hate Harley's I just prefer supersports and dirtbikes, he just indirectly calls me a Harley hater in a b****y ass tone...

And he's never even ridden a f***ing cruiser, hell he's only ridden the z50, a crf80f, and I let him take the XR out the street and back and he handed it off to me because it scared him.

How in the f*** do you go from wanting a zx10r and claiming it's one of the most badass bikes ever, to being an absolute, sport bike hating twat?

The only hater here is him. :lol:
We went through this before... He finally came out of the closet.
 

R13

The other asshole
He must have. Maybe he's still lying to himself, maybe that's why he's so fucking asshurt. :lol:

Fucking pisses me off when I'm just relaxing, watching motovlogs and he comes in and starts his fucking bitching.

I should start going to his room and fucking bitching about all the things he likes. :rolf:
 

94RS

No fucks given.
I'm assuming he doesn't know shit about Buells, so you should fuck with him about those.

When he starts raging about what a POS it is because it's a sportbike, mention the Harley engine :rolf:
 

R13

The other asshole
He used to love the black and red xb12r, but I'm sure he'd just bitch about the sportbike riding position now. :lol:
 

94RS

No fucks given.
:lol: The riding position isn't nearly as bad as I thought it would be. I can sit straight up on the thing, even with my T-Rex arms :rolf:

Now with the Lightning pegs (inch lower than Firebolt), I no longer get cramps in my thighs.

We'll just say your brother is a bitch and get him some assless chaps and Captain's hat for Christmas. :lol:
 

94RS

No fucks given.
Or threaten him with one of those retarded "get back" whips that people put on their Harley's....


Chances are, he'd like it too much :rolf:
 

94RS

No fucks given.
I always wondered what those were for.....lol


Supposedly back in the day it was a quick weapon for bikers, but now Harley sells them in the parts department, so now it's just another one of those "look at me, I'm a badass" accessories
 
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SoundEfx

New Member
Seriously? To me they make the bike look more retarded because it reminds me of the tassels little girls hang off their bicycles ....lol
 
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