*Anything Goes* Version 8.5

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g2teg

save a whore..buy a porno
lol what is it with every asshole in a truck that thinks a 18 yr old car is slow? everywhere i go they to start shit hell one guy wanted to race for pinks one time lmao( now kids i dont condone this sort of behavior its dangerous, keep it legit ) but i turned him down by saying what the hell am i going to to with a broken farm truck? drove off and that was the end of it
 

Aussie

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Oh man your right. I always end up passing a few of those guys on they way to work. They will be doing like 55 in the right lane and I'll get in the left lane to pass. (left lane traffic is usually around 65-70) Well when I get next to them they start to speed up. So i'll get to 70 and start to cruise, get behind them because they are going faster than me now, and then they end up slowing down, so I have to either hit the breaks and kill my cruise or else go back around them if there's no cars in the way. LAME!
 

Cheesenip

I <3 2.4l's
JimmyRos. said:
you dont have a fume extractor? that's what i had when i worked as a tech at an electronics warehouse. it shouldnt cost that much. those fumes caused my mom to have sinus problems over 10 years of soldering.
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i dont solder that much. a wondow was open.
 

Winki

Undercover mod
The average person produces 1113g of poop per day.

If we assume the average density of that poop is 1.0g/cm^3 (since I'd bet that about half of people have floaters and half have sinkers) it would take you 898 days to poop 1 cubic meter.

The Great Wall of China averages 6 meters tall, 5 meters wide, and is 6.4 million meters long. That's 192,000,000 cubic meters of material.

The current population of China is more than 1.32 billion people (July 2007).

Therefore, it would take the population of China only 130 days to poop the Great Wall. NOT SO IMPRESSIVE NOW IS IT HUH
 

dc2GS-R

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I love college football. One my friends wanted to take Florida Atlantic on a 14 spread against Univeristy of Texas. lol That was the easiest $100 I've ever made. LMAO @ 14 point spread. I could have given him a 40 point spread and still took the $100 lol. Final score: 52-10 :lol:
 

dc2GS-R

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I thought you had some on this forum? lol

He's not really THAT dumb, he just hates UT enough to let his wishful thinking get to his head I guess.
 

dc2GS-R

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I heard a funny ass story on the radio this morning.

This dude is shooting up cocaine and starts getting a really sharp pain in his arm. He suspects he's accidently injected some air into his bloodstream (which is deadly), so he runs into a Denny's and grabs a butter knife and starts trying to cut his arm off before the air bubble reaches his heart and kills him. I believe they said he later bled to death

The moral of the story? Drugs are bad and if you want to cut your arm off, don't use a fucking BUTTER knife lol.
 
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