Anything Goes! **CHAT** v2

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G3GirL

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MoJoJoJo said:
I'm so hammered my piss smells like beer...i swear
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that's gross, kevin. lol maybe you're such an alcoholic that everything is starting to smell like beer to you...
 

G3GirL

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MoJoJoJo said:
haha...how was the drive last nite umpa?
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it was good. got plenty of fresh air and cleared my head.

omg guess what? i hit something on the fucking freeway last night! lol i need new headlights. by the time i saw it, it was too late to swerve out because there were cars on either side of me (okay and maybe because i was speeding =X ). all i did was slow down, cringe, and hope it didn't mess anything up. man i had a feeling i shoulda hit my highbeams really quick to see what was ahead, but i didn't want to blind anybody. fuck that. next time i'll blind everybody. i didn't even get to see what it was. you shoulda seen it...everything was slow mo..."ooooooohhhh sshhhhhhhhiiiiitttt.......!!" when i saw it and "fffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuucccccckkkk" when i hit it. lol then i went home because that killed it. the end. that's my story. are you hung over?
 

RSMisfit

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G3GirL said:
it wasn't THAT big. lol and why would a homeless guy be sleeping on the freeway?
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i saw one walking on the side of the freeway once....
it was dark, then all of a sudden i see someone in the dark walking slow
i was like :shock:
 

G3GirL

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RSMisfit said:
i saw one walking on the side of the freeway once....
it was dark, then all of a sudden i see someone in the dark walking slow
i was like :shock:
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i hate when that happens. not the homeless bum walking along the freeway thing, because i've personally never seen that, but when you think you see something moving at night yet ya kinda look away. then you do a double take and you're like, "whoooooa where did THAT come from?!" lol i'm sucha chicken. :laugh:

oooo but once i did see a bum sitting in front of the washington mutual, talking to himself. that's what i get for going to the bank at night. he looked hella crazy, though. not like your average bum, but seriously insane. when i slid my card through to go inside the room thingy, i made sure i closed the door tight. LOL that woulda been funny if he had his own card to get in. hehh

MoJoJoJo said:
well they are homeless lol.....prolly distracted cuz u were thinkng bout me
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just because they're homeless, doesn't mean they sleep in the middle of the freeway, smart guy..lol now i know where to find you if you ever lose your house. i'll speed up and down all the freeways in houston at night looking for you at 90+mph. lol


MoJoJoJo said:
be so cool ....if one day khoa and trinh hit each other...and both total their car LOL
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PSSSHHHh. my car's a stallion. it'd totally annihilate khoa's teg.
 
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