Anything Goes! **CHAT** v2

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DailyDB8

>>>Honda Enthusiast<<<
my car is like a toothbrush... no one uses it but ME!!!

<------- BORED @ WORK... another 36 mins to go.... *woot* *woot*
 

dc2GS-R

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your girlfriend is like your car.

you don't leave either of them along with your buddies because they'll throw a rod in both of them
 

MoJoJoJo

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Josh said:
where is that whore trinh at tonight?
she's out drinking...i called her at the club...she's fucking lucky we got a different time zone...its 2:30 here..and all the clubd are close...i'm pretty buzzed, been drinking since 8. lol she thinks she can out drink me...silly trinh, damnit...my drunk phone calls dont work on her...cuz i'm 2 hours ahead :evil: its sat. bitches...wtf ur doing home?!
 

g2teg

save a whore..buy a porno
i think im going to go and cruse in the 94 teg today and go for a canyon drive( 90 is on jacks, putting all new rotors on her :) ) whats everyone one doing today?
 

teg9five

a.k.a. crabs!
MoJoJoJo said:
she's out drinking...i called her at the club...she's fucking lucky we got a different time zone...its 2:30 here..and all the clubd are close...i'm pretty buzzed, been drinking since 8. lol she thinks she can out drink me...silly trinh, damnit...my drunk phone calls dont work on her...cuz i'm 2 hours ahead :evil: its sat. bitches...wtf ur doing home?!
yeah well im 3 hours ahead so its even harder. i gotta wait until i get up for work to try and wake her ass up. but even then its only like 3am and shes probably still getting herself drunk and taking off clothes for more drinks
 

g2teg

save a whore..buy a porno
teg9five said:
yeah well im 3 hours ahead so its even harder. i gotta wait until i get up for work to try and wake her ass up. but even then its only like 3am and shes probably still getting herself drunk and taking off clothes for more drinks

lmao....this is true
 

g2teg

save a whore..buy a porno
dc2GS-R said:
your girlfriend is like your car.

you don't leave either of them along with your buddies because they'll throw a rod in both of them



you want to know the fucked up thing about this line, my now ex-bestfriend has gone and done that not once but twice with my fiance at the time we were together, behind my back, in my house :evil: so all in all i hate them both...... bros before hoes but not in my case
 

g2teg

save a whore..buy a porno
teg9five said:
yeah dude fuck that. i would have cut them both off right there on the spot


yeah it sucks worse because i just found out in january of this year so he fucking hid it from me or like seven months, he didnt even have the balls to tell me he was banging my fiance( now ex) thats even more fucked up and she never said a damn word, i had to find out through one of his ex girlfriends :evil:
 
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