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G3GirL

UUUHHHH-OOOOHHHHHHH...!!!
I don't want to move the shop out of this area. I like this area. If nothing opens up soon that will fit our needs, we might have to look elsewhere. Like I don't have a hard enough time making it into work on time as it is, there's a chance we're gonna have to add a little more distance between my house and the shop. lol Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiieett. I'll never make it. West Sac has some cheapppppppppp buildings, though. Tempting.
 

OGstackadoIIa

TEAM LlGHTSPEED RACING
It's not just you guys that I troll, have a look at an email I sent to this company I really don't like using, notice my attempt at humor

My initial email
Downstairs

The bath tub in the addition has caulking at the top of the surround and it was left unpainted; please paint

The threshold at the fire door into the addition needs to be painted[Comments:] Additional cost

The spindle in the kitchen for the recessed lighting has a gap behind the switchplate cover; please fill in the gap

Some lightbulbs out in kitchen – please check all lights in the house to make sure no bulbs are burnt out[Comments:] Additional cost

The garbage disposal doesn’t work[Comments:] Additional cost

Take down the lamp under the kitchen cabinets like we had talked about

Please take off the fireplace front in the living room; the one with the missing piece of glass[Comments:] Additional cost

Paint the entire railing going up the stairwell

1st room upstairs – Remember, I always go to the right

The plastic needs to cover the window completely; I won’t incur any cost for the damage caused by rain seeping through considering the plastic didn’t even go all the way to the sill

2nd room upstairs (The purple room)
Middle portion of closet doors needs new rollers installed[Comments:] Additional cost

As a note, this is the room with most of the mismatched receptacles, but there are others throughout the house

Exterior

Please paint the small gate on the opposite side of the garage by the living room window (Paint the same as the body color, please)[Comments:] Additional cost

Check gutters, trim, and downspouts to make sure all were painted. There was a small piece of gutter on the rear of the garage that was completely missed and there is a downspout in the front of the garage that wasn’t completely painted

Throughout house

Please make sure all electrical outlets are matching and clean of paint of other permanent marks[Comments:] Additional cost?

The linen closets always need to be painted on the inside and also the paper needs to be removed from the shelving

Some of the paint was not cut-in very well at all, most notably by the closet frames and also at the stairwell; paint on the side of the trim pieces for the stairs isn’t something I can market well

Notes

I like turtles

I only do oval mirrors on pedestal sinks or the little 24” vanity cabinet because I think they look funky on anything larger than that. It’s going to have to work for this house, but on future projects, I’ll stick with a rectangular mirror

All hooks, long wires, and other random objects in the wall and ceiling need to be removed when painting if we’re not going to have a use for them. I spoke with one of the painters about taking out the hook in the formal dining room, but I noticed it was still there – I assume he never told Jake about it

Attached to this email is the reinspection from Cascade Pest. As Rusty and I expected, the garage was a reinspection item. I will send an email to Mike and have him give you a call so you can explain the findings, but for future reference, he is pretty picky about reinspection items, especially with contractors he doesn’t have a lot of experience with. Hopefully you can put your salesman cap on and persuade him to take your word for it
Her reply
ummm.. I was reading through this list and I think you are yrying to be funny? With the turtle comment? If you are I know exactly what your talking about and how random to put in in a punch list and Im pretty sure that Im the only one who would know what that is.
My final reply
I personally don’t care for turtles so much; but they are a resilient species and cool to look at from a distance
b**** don't know what to think now, lmaoooooooooooooooo
 

G3GirL

UUUHHHH-OOOOHHHHHHH...!!!
Fuck that. I'd be out like a trout. lol I'm a lightweight now. My liver used to be a champ. It's tired now.
 
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