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[speedin]

this dumb f***ing cat needs to stop sitting on my car.

I swear every time I wash my car, that night the FUCKING CATS get their muddy prints all over it... I want to electrify my exterior pannels one night after I wash it, ZAP!

 

[G3GirL]

i heard cats hate getting their paws stuck on tape. you're supposed to use it if they have a habit of walking on counters. i'm gonna wrap my whole effin hood in tape. if that doesn't work, at least i could beat its ass when it gets stuck.

 

[SexySSBP]

ugh...sunday is my only day off, but i just got a call that a car is being towed into the shop. have to go open shop and figure out how i'm going to move all the cars to fit that one in. lol by myself, too. i'm gonna iron-man it.

I'll come help you, lol...

 

[1qikteg]

ugh...sunday is my only day off, but i just got a call that a car is being towed into the shop. have to go open shop and figure out how i'm going to move all the cars to fit that one in. lol by myself, too. i'm gonna iron-man it.

where in norcal are you located?

 

[G3GirL]

I'll come help you, lol...

lol do it. i need a hand. take the magic school bus, though. i need you here quick. two shakes.

where in norcal are you located?

i'm in sacramento. what about you?

 

[speedin]

i heard cats hate getting their paws stuck on tape. you're supposed to use it if they have a habit of walking on counters. i'm gonna wrap my whole effin hood in tape. if that doesn't work, at least i could beat its ass when it gets stuck.

I hear they love antifreeze. It has a sweet smell, and if its drunken it expands in the stomach and kills. So lets say my car has a bit of a leak... and to be an environmentally conscious individual I put a bowl under the "leak."

 

[G3GirL]

you're evil. lol i heard dogs like it too, though. i like dogs a lot.

 

[speedin]

you're evil. lol i heard dogs like it too, though. i like dogs a lot.

My car is to low for dogs to fit :thumbs up


So puppies are safe!

 

[G3GirL]

 

[G3GirL]

i freaking loooooooooooove dogs so much! you could probably kidnap me using a puppy. lol

 

[1qikteg]

i'm in sacramento. what about you?

Im from San Jose. do you have shop or something. seems like a lot of members are in the sac area

 

[SexySSBP]

lol do it. i need a hand. take the magic school bus, though. i need you here quick. two shakes.


i'm in sacramento. what about you?

Magic school bus is going to look suspiciously like a 747... Prob not quick enough. To bad my flight wasn't earlier, haha...

 

[G3GirL]

Im from San Jose. do you have shop or something. seems like a lot of members are in the sac area

yeah, i have a shop out this way. where about in san jose are you? i was raised out there. moved up here after high school, though.

i think we have a good number of bay area members also.

Majic school bus is going to look suspiciously like a 747... Prob not quick enough. To bad my flight wasn't earlier, haha...

where are you going?

 

[SexySSBP]

yeah, i have a shop out this way. where about in san jose are you? i was raised out there. moved up here after high school, though.

i think we have a good number of bay area members also.

where are you going?

I actually am flying into Sac tonight, and then driving to Lodi. Weird, huh? Its a late flight, though...not landing till 11:50 or so :-/

 

[SexySSBP]

And I'll then spend a week training General Mills employees how to run their new machine