What, like Dane Cook?
“I know that if none of that would have happened, pretty sure that somebody in that theater, about 25 minutes in, realizing it was a piece of crap, was probably like ‘ugh fucking shoot me."
You have to be a member for quite a while, or just an obvious douchebag like me before you can make jokes like that. It's the internet, I'm sure most the people already forgot who you are, considering you don't have an avatar or a signature. Just post up an avatar, and a pleasant signature and nobody will ever recognize you as the insensitive bastard that tried to make a joke out of the murders and injury of tens of people.