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tork_sd89

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Ahhh yea dawg?! fuuuuk I smoked a Nova man yeeaaaaaa fuck chevy dawg my VTECZ hit... oh my gahhhh that sound made me jizz myself! Like fuck yea fuck domestics! lol is that better? did you laugh? c'mon you know you want to!
 

rexpepper123

Active Member
i wish i knew more people around here that is like everyone on here. i try to talk to my friends bout it an they have no interest in even listening lol
 

tork_sd89

Baywatch
lol people don't understand us car guys. Just a couple weeks ago I went out with this girl... really cute.. nice body... but the deal breaker was... she talked shit about the teg "I don't get why you spend so much time on your car! I mean it's just a piece of metal." "You have more pics of your cars on facebook than you have pics of yourself!" "Your car is too low! That's ridiculous you have to go THAT slow just because of a little speed bump!"
 

tork_sd89

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Novas are recognized as garbage, it was unfair win
One of my friends just got a '72 chevelle SS he said the same thing lol He likes to drift... so I'm surprised he sold the 240 for the Chevelle... but it was a deal not even I would have passed up.. $4,500... he kinda ripped the guy off that was selling it lol the poor guy just needed it gone because his father died and he didn't have the room to keep it around any longer.
 

rexpepper123

Active Member
Novas are recognized as garbage, it was unfair win
hahaha yes!

lol people don't understand us car guys. Just a couple weeks ago I went out with this girl... really cute.. nice body... but the deal breaker was... she talked s*** about the teg "I don't get why you spend so much time on your car! I mean it's just a piece of metal." "You have more pics of your cars on facebook than you have pics of yourself!" "Your car is too low! That's ridiculous you have to go THAT slow just because of a little speed bump!"
haha thats messed up. she'd rather you spend the money on her. i dont get women. they b**** when you spend money on your car but they will go out an buy 200 dollar pair of jeans. whats so special about jeans? sure it makes your round ass look nicer then it really is. at least my car gets me to work and endless hours of enjoyable driving. id have to hit it an quit it if i met a hottie like that. the teg come first cuz you know that hoe wont be out cheatin lol
 

tork_sd89

Baywatch
lmfao rex! hahaha dude... fuck these gold diggers lol & the $200 jeans better make her ass look like Kim Kardashian!
 

rexpepper123

Active Member
old skool cars are tight an all but in reality i dont really see whats so great about them. sure they look sick but to me thats not whats the most important. poor mpg and poor handling just doesnt seem like something id enjoy owning and driving.

like i always say! dating is just legal prostitution. lol
 

rexpepper123

Active Member
haha exactly. spend 26 dollars on a bottle of your fav booze and rent a movie from red box and bam! youre gettin in those 200 dollar jeans! lol
 

tork_sd89

Baywatch
haha exactly. spend 26 dollars on a bottle of your fav booze and rent a movie from red box and bam! youre gettin in those 200 dollar jeans! lol
Almost how I lost my virginity... except there was no booze. No $200 jeans and redbox wasn't around yet.. I think... at least not here in SD yet. Lmfao. Fuck this no shame in my game I'll tell it! Plus I know she won't show up on clubintegra! I get to her house... we set up blankets and pillows on the floor cuz we're gonna watch a movie... she goes to her room and comes back in just panties... *light bulb shoulda went off there right?! No... Anyways we're laying there watching the previews.. didn't even get to the movie yet... she puts my hand on her cooch... rest is history.... :lol: No booze... no money out my pocket... and still got laid :nod:
 

tork_sd89

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Just walked out to my car to get my umbrella and I thought about something.... What can I do to keep all that black soot from getting all over the back of my car? Getting an angled exhaust was definatly a bad idea. I don't think it's oil because when I wipe it it's dusty not slimy like oil would be. but the back of my car gets all black within a few days of washing the car and sometimes I have to take a cleaner to it. like a water-less wash to remove it because it get's down into the paint. You can wipe it away with a microfiber cloth but the area will still be discololred until you apply the water-less wash.
 
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