The little prick I have to work with every day.
Every single day he's got a new story. One day he says to me "hey man have you ever heard of an African tourtus?....... I have one as a pet. He weighs about 180-190 pounds now..." I tell him to bring a pic and he's got a different excuse every day.
Today he tells me his uncle had a S10 with a 318 stroker in it. He hit 185 mph in it going down the interstate......
And that the 99 Jetta he had just traded a jeep for (retard!) has 228hp, spedometer registers 180 mph and It'll do 0-60 in about 3.5-4 seconds.
His dad beat a guy over the head with a rail road tie....
Uncle found a mason jar full of gold and a breiff case with $300,000 Up in his attic when he bought the house.
His girl friend only gets $35 a month for child support because he makes too much money.
Hmmm... What other kind of bs has he tried feeding me.
This kid always has a story so stayed tuned for uodates!