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G3GirL

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f***!!!! i just relized that this is the hand i fap with.... guess imma have to go bag a skeezer.....
1. Skeezer 1609 up, 145 down

1) A slang term for woman with low morals and poor hygene. Derived from 'Skeezy', a variant of the word 'Skeevy', meaning filthy or stained with fecal matter, urine and/or semen.
2) A low-class prostitute; one who is diseased, ugly, prematurely aged and/or worn-out from hard work and rough trade.
3) An immoral woman with no pride; one who engages in humiliating and degrading sexual acts for little or no gratitude or reward.
1) "Man that skeezer smells pretty ripe."
2) "20 bucks!? For THAT? Man, for that kind of money you could buy four skeezers like her and still feel cheated!"
3) That skeezer did WHAT? With WHAT sports team? And she KNEW they were filming her? Man, if they have any compassion at all they should at least buy her dinner afterwards...or offer to hose her down before the next tour group came by..."

urbandictionary.com
lol...well that about sums up all the women you sleep with...
 

G3GirL

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I hope your cut opens again, so I could squeeeeeeze lemon into it and rub it down with salt.
 
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