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OGstackadoIIa

TEAM LlGHTSPEED RACING
Hey, Gurley, I need to file a police report for rape. The franchise tax board just crept up silently, whipped out their wang, and inserted balls deep
 

OGstackadoIIa

TEAM LlGHTSPEED RACING
I'd love to have a family,
Beautiful wife that understands me
Many sons and a daughter
But I’d be a father on the brink of sanity
Would it be fair? If one day daddy disappeared
Whether I lost my mind or I lost my life
Left with one mother to care
Would they end up like me?
It's definitely a possibility
Just one of a thousand questions
Eatin' me up inside it's killin' me
But if an unplanned child comes,
I'm stickin' by my loaded guns
I'll protect my little homie and have an army of sons
F*ck it! I’ll teach 'em everything that I know,
Make sure they grow to become hogs
How to plot attacks and cover their tracks,
Loyalty above all laws
I gotta keep dreamin' to keep them demons out my head
So I don't snap
I might peel my wig back or your wig back,
I ain't dealin' with a full stack
Brain unstable but I remain able
To keep them shady thoughts cradled
Takin’ it day by day
And when the sunsets hope the night ain't fatal
Look in the sky, pick a star,
That's blackbird tonight
I'm choppin' it up with my big homie
He might be gone but he's still in my life
Impossible to separate us we're one of the same spirit
His flesh is gone but his soul lives on
And when he speaks to me I hear it
The only difference is I’m walkin' the earth
Still caught up in drama
Until my numbers called game over
No more need for the bulletproof armor​
 

That1GuyMe

New Member
Hell yeah found a police department that is hiring entry level. Gonna apply and hope things go good. I will not be a very happy camper if my life doesn't involve some kind of law enforcement.
 

speedin

The Transporter
Hell yeah found a police department that is hiring entry level. Gonna apply and hope things go good. I will not be a very happy camper if my life doesn't involve some kind of law enforcement.
You can always get arrested. You will have all sorts of law enforcement in your life. :lol:
 

That1GuyMe

New Member
What did you get arrested for? lol



Gurley's a wuss. I'm not scared.

Complete bullshit. Possession with intent to sell.

Chick that didnt like me put it in my back pack, and then told on me. Lots of cops, and a rookie that had no clue what he was doing who accused me of being high at the time decided my story was in no way plausible so decided to arrest me in front of my mom. Took me to his car in cuffs then released me to my mom. She took me to get a drug test right then and brought it back to show the cop. Still didn't believe that I wasn't high even though the test was negative.
 

covert_Con

Senior Ricer
Complete bulls***. Possession with intent to sell.

Chick that didnt like me put it in my back pack, and then told on me. Lots of cops, and a rookie that had no clue what he was doing who accused me of being high at the time decided my story was in no way plausible so decided to arrest me in front of my mom. Took me to his car in cuffs then released me to my mom. She took me to get a drug test right then and brought it back to show the cop. Still didn't believe that I wasn't high even though the test was negative.
That sucks, I've been arrested for having not even an gram of weed, and they held me for 2 days. I don't walk around in public with my weed anymore :)
 
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