shia loves me.
<3...and i don't "ramble." i speak poetically.
You figured out they can't replace your penis?my hopes and dreams are now ruined......
lol slapped outta yoar hand then tased....I'll taser-whip you with it and then shoot it right in the middle of your forehead. If we're lucky, maybe you'll get smarter.
A whole weekend with no phone!?? WTF!!!A wall charger doesn't work for my phone, it doesn't pump enough juice into it
This weekend is going to suck without hearing your rambles
Hahaha...this is awesome...Yeah, it's cute until you're on the floor in seizures.
lol
I'll whip it out when I see a creeper and they'll just think, "Aw, that's not going to do anything..." and then POW! Incapacitated, motherfucker!
Well this is not good. I don't like this. Lame.Yeah, and without internet! No connection to the world at all - fml