Any way to beat a 350z?

[COLEWORLD]

Ok here is the story... I'm racing my friends friend in a couple weeks, just for fun. Theres no money down or anything, but I really want to beat him still because of how much shit he talks. The catch here is that he has a 05 or 07 350z that his dad bought him for $19k a few years ago. His car is covered is huge brand name stickers, big skull vinyls, etc..bodykit and all. He is what gives imports a bad name.

So the question here, is does my 4 cyl automatic integra have any chance against his car? We haven't set any details of the race, but it will be on a road that no other cars or people go near.

I know that he is shit at driving. He can't shift good at all, and I doubt he knows how to launch his car at all.

Is there any way my teg could have a chance? Like I said, this is all just for fun and on a road that no cars or people go near. Please no hate...

 

[SexySSBP]

Posting this and saying please no hate is like stabbing someone in both eyes and saying "please don't be blind"

 

[money]

pull like a manual automatic thing on him gear 1 then 2 then 3 then D4 redlining lol, why would he wanna race you anyways you guys have totally different cars? hes just probably trying to be a show off cause he cant beat people with his type off cars

 

[Rich-PMS]

you'll never beat him

 

[SexySSBP]

But to answer your question...no fucking chance in hell. Have you driven a 350z? The fact you are asking this question is not a good sign...

 

[SexySSBP]

pull like a manual automatic thing on him gear 1 then 2 then 3 then D4 redlining lol, why would he wanna race you anyways you guys have totally different cars? hes just probably trying to be a show off cause he cant beat people with his type off cars

I hope you are just messing with him and not serious.

Drive in reverse. Then you won't have to shift.

 

[Dfrederick2nd]

no one really has room to hate like they havent raced some jack ass revving there engines at a stop light a few times. we have all been there. in my little redneck town these dam high school kids and the POS mustangs think there so kool and maybe straight up you cant win but i think its more so the driver most these kids that talk shit cant drive if there not driving straight

 

[built_ls]

:what: what type of advice are you looking for exactly.... im confused like a motha fukka

 

[Prozon]

You have the same odds of winning as a snowball does of surviving in hell.

I hope you are just messing with him and not serious.

I highly doubt he was, but after enough people call him stupid for saying that I bet we'll get the "Hahah, I was just kidding!" thing.

 

[SexySSBP]

no one really has room to hate like they havent raced some jack ass revving there engines at a stop light a few times. we have all been there. in my little redneck town these dam high school kids and the POS mustangs think there so kool and maybe straight up you cant win but i think its more so the driver most these kids that talk shit cant drive if there not driving straight

Lmao...please see "why hate" thread for my response to this.

I've raced, then realized it was dumb...even on an open road...

 

[Alvi84]

The only way you can save face on this is to take his ass to a real drag strip and get slips for your run in the end and if he can't drive worth ish like you say, his slip will at least make him look stupid. Or you could just take a pic of his shitbox with the decals and body kit and we can rag on him for his rice powered 350z.

 

[COLEWORLD]

Posting this and saying please no hate is like stabbing someone in both eyes and saying "please don't be blind"

Yeah I know and I expect to get hated but I still had to say it...

Yes I know the cars aren't equal at all, that is the point. He just wants to race because his dad bought him a 350z and he wants to show it off.

But I don't know if this is just my wishful thinking...but what if we just raced like 1/8 or 1/16th of a mile down a road...and if I have a launch and he has no idea what hes doing?

And again I'm not taking this seriously, but I would love to beat his car at some kind of "race"..

 

[Cripton805]

You have no chance. Even a GSR wouldn't give it a run for it's money without head work and a good tune.

 

[SexySSBP]

If he is capable of shifting well enough to drive to the gas station and back, he will beat you. This is not going to go well for you and you are only going to inflate his ego.

 

[MrGurley]

Lol.... how about you build a motor.... they arnt fast...