^.^Anything Goes Chat for Noobies!^.^

[MrGurley]

i want to get a taser, but scared that if it doesn't work, they'll just be mad and beat my ass.

no, i'll make YOU a deal. i'll go there, taze you, and take yours. how about that? lol

p.s. the police ones are big and not very attractive. lol not purse-friendly.

Google shows me these ugly things:

What does yours look like?

aite post one..... fail... you can get a hand held tazer for cheap that will more that fuck someone up and when i say hand held i mean this

and ill make you a deal, ill taze you then let you taze me 3x the time i tazed you

and last but not least.... noob can has a noob.....

 

[MrGurley]

and i own that same exact one that i showed a picture of

 

[G3GirL]

that one's ugly too

 

[G3GirL]

dude, if you tased me, i'd be so mad i'd probably never talk to you again. lol

 

[G3GirL]

tase you in the neck.

 

[G3GirL]

lol

 

[MrGurley]

dude, if you tased me, i'd be so mad i'd probably never talk to you again. lol

yea you would.... my smile pwns all lol

tase you in the neck.

lol ok......


sn im watchin a special on niagra falls, i grabbed my brother from falling into the falls the last time we were there. damn... i must have been 11 or 12 then... holy shizzle im getting old....

 

[G3GirL]

how old was he?

 

[G3GirL]

special on niagra falls > sesame street

 

[G3GirL]

I like how they've listed Tom and Jerry Meet Sherlock Holmes under Crime Movies on Netflix. lol

 

[MrGurley]

i was 12 he was 9 at the time... i remember him leaning over the ledge the last time we were there, he leaned over hard and i snatched his foot and yaked him back. we had to have been 150 yards out of the drop at the top. then i got scared like a douche when my fam wanted to take a boat up to the bottem of the falls... el oh el.... i need to make a trip back up to my grandparents cabin soon!!

 

[G3GirL]

i've read on the news about people falling from there a lot. recently, a foreign exchange student from japan. then when they went to search for her body, they found a body of a male at the bottom.

 

[G3GirL]

if you go, lean out far. as far as you can.

 

[MrGurley]

if you go, lean out far. as far as you can.

lol no matter how far as i lean out theyre not going to find any of your male cousins bodies..........
after all im Italian......

 

[jdmjim]

morning