When You Gonna Let Me Tap DAT ASS?

OGstackadoIIa

TEAM LlGHTSPEED RACING
ME: Wehn can I hit
busy man here
HER: Yeah right Patrick
ME:What you mean?
I might be ugly, at least I ain't got no money
not even a consideration?!
HER: lol lonely or what?
ME: noooooooooooooooo!
Very busy man, lots to do
HER: man where your girl at when youre talking like that
ME: none =(=(
so why no go?
is it cuz I'm Polish and you can't pronounce my last name?
HER
lmao youre so clever
ME
what you mean?
Well, I know I am, but still
what you mean?
you don't have to say my last name; it's ok
HER
what would i say then
ME
Oh yes, oh my god; oh f***!
and you can rearrange that if you would like
HER
i'm rolling patrick you must be dreaming
ME
o_Oo_O
da f***?
you calling me ugly?
Did you know my eyes are blue like the sky?
HER
no, you're not ugly
ME
http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=100237553325660&set=a.156570404359041.35753.100000182463085&type=1
LOOK AT MOTHER f***ER, BEAUTIFUL
I drive a Gs-R - sexxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxy
http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=100237553325660&set=a.156570404359041.35753.100000182463085&type=1
see
people love me
HER
i'm confused...who did you want to hit? you or your car
ME
I wanna hit, like my penis - remember 8th grade reproductive class?
HER
never took it...
ME
I can breeze through some lessons with you
I'll show you the ropes
:D
HER
I'm sure...
ME
so you no want?
busy man here
just say yes so we can move forward
HER
soo busy i can see that
ME
Wanna keep me occupied for a couple hours?
HER
hours? not so sure on that one
ME
one hour?
HER
right...
ME
15 minutes?!
What's with the hate I feel =(=(
HER
no hate here..
ME
So then that's a yes, finally?
15 minutes isn't very long though
we may have to get creative
HER
lets not and say we did....happy
ME
My penis isn't believing me!
HER
lol
ME
he's upset about the situation and wants to make it up to you
He's so 'hard headed'
 

OGstackadoIIa

TEAM LlGHTSPEED RACING
Fuck, all of that took forever; not just the convo, but the pasting and formatting. She is like the only girl that play along enough to not hate me, lmao. I better win, fuckers
 

OGstackadoIIa

TEAM LlGHTSPEED RACING
Hey fuck you, at least I showed balls and brains enough to do it!! It's a profile pic, I'm sure the real pic has plenty of likes and comments
 

hgocasca

level 77 troll
I like how that one faggot was the first to reply to the thread!

I texted my girl
Me
"what's up butthead"
Her
"reading about this chick that cut her husbands dick off"
Me
"You need that on me, no crazy ideas"
Her
"I know babe, I wouldn't do that"
Me
"question"
Her
"what? <3"
me
"can I tap that?"
Her
"you're an ass"
Me
"that a yes?"
Her
"no, that's a 'you're going to end up like the person I'm reading about' if you keep acting like an ass"
Me
"soooo, maybe later?"
Her
Sends me a pic of a carrot cut in half with the knife next to it
Me
"I'm not coming home tonight"
Her
"k"
 

OGstackadoIIa

TEAM LlGHTSPEED RACING
Hahaha, I thought the same thing; some people can't take a hint. I read the same story; the bitch shoved it in a garbage disposal and clicked it on :shock:
 
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