My Reasoning Behind Referring to my Car as a Female

[JemmieN]

I drive an auto.

 

[j13]

When I pull up to a parking spot, I open the door and pull out on her, that makes her a female to me. when females exit integras they pull put out of a big twat..i guess that makes them dirty lesbians.

 

[guiltyxxspark]

She's a girl because I wouldn't spend this much time detailing a guy.

 

[OGstackadoIIa]

She's a girl because I wouldn't spend this much time detailing a guy.

Hahaha, waxing a dude!

 

[jdmjim]

she makes me hard

 

[guiltyxxspark]

Hahaha, waxing a dude!

I'm not gonna manscape my Type S. I'll give her a brazilian and clean her backside though.

 

[Alvi84]

I'd never take a dude to his redline - my car is definitely a chick...

I've got aftermarket "headlights" on my car for a reason... haha

 

[OGstackadoIIa]

:haha:

 

[guiltyxxspark]

Did pilots draw pictures of dudes on the sides of their aerial death dealers? Hell to the f*** no they didn't.

They slapped a big titty blonde bitch on there.

 

[natron84]

Women-integras
both have sexy curves
both look good wet
and both end up taking over your wallet.

 

[guiltyxxspark]

Women-integras
both have sexy curves
both look good wet
and both end up taking over your wallet.

word.

 

[whitedc4]

Shiiit you think it's a girl but you know your right hand the one you grab firmly and move into gear? Yep that's exactly what you think it is a..... tranny stick

 

[superhypered]

transvestite? :shock:

 

[natron84]

oh s*** ima have to install paddle shift ASAP!!!

 

[Cripton805]

The best girls can drive LHD and RHD