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mirrorimg

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Here you go Shanna and Steven.

mirrorimg said:
So this girl I met, who was a friend of the girl I tried to hook up with the week before, came to my place just off campus to drink with me and friends. I was pretty shy around her but played lots of flip cup and beer pong, too much to be honest.

She wanted to play one more game of beer pong against my 1 of my roommates (I had 5 roommates in the duplex I lived in) and his girlfriend. I was already pretty toasted, and had smoked before she had come over also. We had made a couple of shots, and I went to lean on the table. The table consisted of a sheet of plywood ontop of a small table. Needless to say the table flipped and I went down in a shower of beer.

As I fell, I grabbed onto her arm pulling her down with me. Obviously it wasnt my intention to pull her into the dirt, but it was for the best :)

To be continued in the next post. Building suspense ;)
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mirrorimg said:
After hitting the ground and her falling on top of me, beer was spilling onto the back of her and onto my face. An intense makeout session insued. Im suprised she was not turned off by the mass of beer raining down, but she was very good looking and I hadnt had any action in a while, so I brushed it off.

My roommates, watching from the window, noticed we had been out there for a very long time. Honestly it didnt feel like long from the position I was in :) They wanted to come out and tell me to go upstairs but they refrained. At the end of the makeout session, she stopped and looked at me, and the statement that I so did not want to hear came out of her mouth. (No it was not I have an STD or Im actually a guy). She asked "So why did you try to hook up with my friend last week and now your trying to hook up with me?" Holy shit I did not know how to answer.

The first thing that popped into my head was "well youre just so much hotter." Wow, that was super shallow, but Im wasted and dont have anything better to say. Apparently it worked. She smirked and started kissing me again.

Soon after that, I asked her if she wanted to go upstairs. She said "YES," and I hurridly got up and went inside, covered in dirt and beer. We walked through the living room, where all my roommates were watching TV. She was in front of me, and as I passed them I handed out a Hi-5 each time, silently :)

We got up stairs, and to clean off, hopped into the shower. Looking back at it, I dont think it was such a great idea, but it was HOT. Drinking + slippery floors = bad idea, but no injuries occured. She got in and turned the water on, and I climbed in after her. I picked her up and she wrapped her legs around me, and we went at it for about 10 minutes. An Awesome 10 minutes, mind you.

We turned the water off and got out. My room was right around the corner so we walked to it naked and dried off with my towel. Hopped into bed and I had my way with her. I went through 3 condoms, because I kept taking them off since I was hammered and I couldnt feel shit through them... You know how that goes.

My door was open, I mean WIDE open. My roommates came up to see what was going on, and they could hear her from the stairs on the first floor. (Im on the third). She was a screamer/loud moaner for sure. Some of them came up to the third floor and checked things out, they couldnt see much as it was very dark in my room. I was going strong for a very long time. If I could estimate, I would say about an hour, simply because I had liquor dick and could not blow. Soon as I did though, I was out like a light bulb.

She has since gotten a steady boyfriend, and got quite a bit heavier. Im glad I got her in her prime :)

I am not proud of the unprotected sex though. I need to edit a little part of it, I actually went through the 2 condoms I had in my room, and had to go downstairs, pitching a huge tent, and ask a roommate for a condom.

Whew that was definitely like a porno.
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