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dc2GS-R

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Jimmy said:
played beer pong all night yesterday. needless to say, my partner sucked.
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I drank free Jack Daniels and Patron all night at a bar. Needless to say, I don't remember a whole lot

I didn't remember I have a gigantic burn on my arm till I took a shower and got soap in it lol
 
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dc2GS-R

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I did the dumbest thing ever when I woke up. Get this shit, it is hilarious.

I woke up and my ex was cooking food and making a plate. She went and sat at the table so I came in and made a plate. She asked me to get her a drink so I open the fridge and grab the ketchup and a coke. I walk to the table not even thinking clear and shake up the coke instead of the ketchup bottle. LOL

It exploded all over her when she opened it! I laughed my ass off. That's what she gets for putting a cigarette out on my forearm. I didn't even mean to do that but it was worth it :lol:
 

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dc2GS-R said:
I did the dumbest thing ever when I woke up. Get this shit, it is hilarious.

I woke up and my ex was cooking food and making a plate. She went and sat at the table so I came in and made a plate. She asked me to get her a drink so I open the fridge and grab the ketchup and a coke. I walk to the table not even thinking clear and shake up the coke instead of the ketchup bottle. LOL

It exploded all over her when she opened it! I laughed my ass off. That's what she gets for putting a cigarette out on my forearm. I didn't even mean to do that but it was worth it :lol:
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ha ha i love when that shit happens :lol:
 

dc2GS-R

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She got mad! She thought I did it on purpose because I was laughing so hard


and the fact that I told her it was karma for burning the fuck out of me
 

dc2GS-R

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JDM_Conversion said:
..... im officially single after 4 1/2 years. now what?
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Party like a rockstar, celebrate and go get some strange!

That's what I did. lol I was with one for 4.5 yrs. We've been split for just under a year but we are pretty close to back together again. Not quite though lol
 
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