New Game-I swear its fun, i swear

[Kuchtaboy]

granted. but no gas and there's a leak in the compressor


I wish I wasn't so lazy today...

 

[Pugnap00]

granted. but no gas and there's a leak in the compressor


I wish I wasn't so lazy today...

granted, your house catches on fire and you are forced to get your ass up and run outside.

I wish i had an authetic money printing machine, that prints real United states money.

 

[Greenbling]

granted, your house catches on fire and you are forced to get your ass up and run outside.

I wish i had an authetic money printing machine, that prints real United states money.

Granted you print 10 000 dollars and spend 500 of it and get caught when they notice the bogus serial numbers and sentenced to life in prison without parol

I wish for world peace

 

[dc2GS-R]

I wish for world peace

Granted. But now the world is full of a bunch of pussified douche's that don't have the nuts kill people so the world gets overrun by a breed of and weak ass inferior humans.

I wish could find another mint condition DC2

 

[JimmyRos.]

granted, except its stolen.

i wish i was on the beach and its sunny.

 

[dc2GS-R]

Granted. But it's a nude beach full of queers.

I wish my pizza would hurry up. lol

 

[Pugnap00]

Granted. But it's a nude beach full of queers.

I wish my pizza would hurry up. lol

Granted, and its the most delicious pizza ever...

I wish i could have a slice

 

[dc2GS-R]

Granted. But its cold and rotten by the time UPS delivers a piece from Houston to Cali

I wish it wasn't Valentines Day

 

[Kuchtaboy]

granted.... oh! and they forgot march 14th too.

I wish my car wasn't stuck. lol

 

[Pugnap00]

granted.... oh! and they forgot march 14th too.

I wish my car wasn't stuck. lol

granted, using all my abilities and powers i have made your prized Geo Metro LSI unstuck. Now you may cruz for some bitches.

I wish my roomate would just move out or kill herself.

 

[VTECking]

Granted, but you have to chop your penis off first.

I wish we could kill all the fucking terrorists.

 

[Kuchtaboy]

granted... but you get to fight that stick guy in your sig cause he's a terrorist

I wish UPS would have given me my exhaust today...

 

[Greenbling]

granted... but you get to fight that stick guy in your sig cause he's a terrorist

I wish UPS would have given me my exhaust today...

granted, you get out of the shower and hear the door bell, grab a towel run to answer the door step outside and the door closes behind you, locked, and your towel falls off when you grab the box from the guy. and a bunch of queers and techno music appear up out of no where. One of them grabs your towel, and the rest chant for you to dance! AND YOU DO!

I wish I wasn't laid off right now

 

[red98teg]

granted, but your job now only pays minimum wage...

i wish i had a new paint job, new wheels and tires, apexiworld sport 2 exhaust system, turbo, vtec, itr spoiler and 2 naked chicks on my car

 

[JimmyRos.]

granted but one naked chick has a tat saying george w....... you know the deal. and the other girl has 2 left nuts.

i wish all the snow was gone.