Bike talk: Motorcycle/Scooter chat thread!

[94RS]

Maybe if he put on a few more Gucci belts and fake rolexes he'll weigh enough :lol:

I think another gold foil shirt will do the trick.

 

[R13]

:rolf:

 

[R13]

Got the CCT tensioner btw, got a late start on it, but hopefully I can get this bitch in there tonight so I can ride it tomorrow before I have to leave for a concert tomorrow night.

 

[94RS]

That's an odd looking airbox you got there. Almost looks like gas goes in there.

 

[R13]

That's an odd looking airbox you got there. Almost looks like gas goes in there.

Yeah, funny thing about that... An old dry rotted hose snapped off as I was adjusting the tensioner, starting spewing shit everywhere :rolf:

I like how nobody mentions that if you don't have a socket with a short hex bit in it that you have to take the motherfucking throttle bodies loose. Cocksuckers. :lol:

I got it in though, just have to rotate the engine to get the adjustment right, replace that fuel line and any other bad ones I can find and I can try it out.

Maybe I can wind it out hard enough to break the rest of the teeth off the rear sprocket :rolf:

 

[R13]

My opinion of this bike is considerably less right now :lol:

Nothing I fucking hate more than getting soaked in french fry oil filled gas, shit smells terrible.

On another note: Whatever kind of paint they used on the frame, it washes off with 93 octane :rolf:

 

[94RS]

My opinion of this bike is considerably less right now :lol:

Have you made it to the "wish I hadn't got rid of the geezer" point yet? :rolf:


Just to add a bit of insult, here's a well liked bike that rides like new :mrgreen:

 

[R13]

Fuck outta here with your smurf butt massager :lol:

I'll get over it once the bitch is back in one piece, the smell of gas brings out PTSD from working on that fucking vulcan, fuck cruisers.

 

[R13]

Ready to burn that god damn piece of shit down.

What the fuck is honda's problem with putting bolts in a fucking place you can't get to with a socket or wrench of any type?

Fuck it, the fucking junk can rot in the basement for a few weeks, I'm done fucking with it.

 

[94RS]

You mean like the bolts on the intake manifold of a B-series that you can't get to without taking the fuel rail off... Or the great location for the oil filter?

 

[R13]

Yeah, or the fucking gsr manifold that taking the fuel rail off doesn't even help.

I'll never touch another fucking Honda that's known for cam chain tensioner problems. And if I get this one fixed, I'll sell it before I ever readjust it...

 

[94RS]

You can definitely scam someone out of enough money to buy an XB12.... Just sayin' :mrgreen:

 

[R13]

I have to get the piece of shit running again first. :lol:

Can't do it today though, I'm ready to kick the fucker down the driveway and let it get run over in the street.

 

[94RS]

Yeah, get it running first. Put a Krylon paint job on it, replace the sprocket, then list it for 3k :lol:

 

[R13]

I might just fucking do it :rolf: