When You Gonna Let Me Tap DAT ASS?

[eiznekeM]

American joke/phrase

Can you explain? Pwetty pwease.

I don't get it either, and i'm not a dirty Canadian.
Wait what? Did I say that?

Hahah J/K

</3!!!!!

 

[SexySSBP]

In like flint means you're "in", success, you've achieved what you wanted, etc...

 

[eiznekeM]

Got yah. Thanks bud.

 

[pinkley]

Here is how it goes when you are: Married with children

Me: When you gonna let me tap that babe..?
Her: get the fuqq outta here, the kids are still up....later
Me: so when they are asleep?
Her: yeah, when they fall asleep.
Me: so I guess that means never, cause there always seems to be one of them awake HATING!

I feel ya bro...

 

[s2kvsdb7]

haha earlier today:

Me: Ay so when can i get in that?

her: :0 lol

me: Yeah i'm a lonely man and my hand is getting boring

her: Lol i get off work at 12 i'll stop by your house in a bit

me: :d


nuff said
bahahaha

awesome..

 

[joeshmoe]

This is how mine went. FYI I just got promoted at work that's y it's a promo bang lol

 

[OGstackadoIIa]

bumpers, someone do this

 

[OGstackadoIIa]

ME: Wehn can I hit
busy man here
HER: Yeah right Patrick
ME:What you mean?
I might be ugly, at least I ain't got no money
not even a consideration?!
HER: lol lonely or what?
ME: noooooooooooooooo!
Very busy man, lots to do
HER: man where your girl at when youre talking like that
ME: none =(=(
so why no go?
is it cuz I'm Polish and you can't pronounce my last name?
HER
lmao youre so clever
ME
what you mean?
Well, I know I am, but still
what you mean?
you don't have to say my last name; it's ok
HER
what would i say then
ME
Oh yes, oh my god; oh f***!
and you can rearrange that if you would like
HER
i'm rolling patrick you must be dreaming
ME

da f***?
you calling me ugly?
Did you know my eyes are blue like the sky?
HER
no, you're not ugly
ME
http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=100237553325660&set=a.156570404359041.35753.100000182463085&type=1
LOOK AT MOTHER f***ER, BEAUTIFUL
I drive a Gs-R - sexxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxy
http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=100237553325660&set=a.156570404359041.35753.100000182463085&type=1
see
people love me
HER
i'm confused...who did you want to hit? you or your car
ME
I wanna hit, like my penis - remember 8th grade reproductive class?
HER
never took it...
ME
I can breeze through some lessons with you
I'll show you the ropes

HER
I'm sure...
ME
so you no want?
busy man here
just say yes so we can move forward
HER
soo busy i can see that
ME
Wanna keep me occupied for a couple hours?
HER
hours? not so sure on that one
ME
one hour?
HER
right...
ME
15 minutes?!
What's with the hate I feel =(=(
HER
no hate here..
ME
So then that's a yes, finally?
15 minutes isn't very long though
we may have to get creative
HER
lets not and say we did....happy
ME
My penis isn't believing me!
HER
lol
ME
he's upset about the situation and wants to make it up to you
He's so 'hard headed'

I'm pretty sure mine is still the best, btw

 

[OLDSKOOLACURA]

i tried again..

me: hey girrrrrrrl
her: hey guy
me: when you gonna let me tap that?
her: excuse me?
me: i know you know..
her: i'm catholic
me: what happens in south dakota, stays in south dakota
her: F**K YOU

damn, i suck

Rofl. Good thread

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[Ganyon]

Lmao.
Me: aye girl, when you gonna let me tap dat?
Girl: wtf Cj?

 

[Randomb18]

You guys got to be some of the most un sexually active fucks in the world... go out there and actually get some pussy instead of goin on a fucking car forum and post threads about how much pussy yu dont get because you say dumb shit like : ”when yu gona let me tap that ass”.... Are yu fucking serious?

 

[Ganyon]

You guys got to be some of the most un sexually active f***s in the world... go out there and actually get some pussy instead of goin on a f***ing car forum and post threads about how much pussy yu dont get because you say dumb s*** like : ”when yu gona let me tap that ass”.... Are yu f***ing serious?

Chill nigga. It's just a game. No one is being serious.

 

[94RS]

You guys got to be some of the most un sexually active f***s in the world... go out there and actually get some pussy instead of goin on a f***ing car forum and post threads about how much pussy yu dont get because you say dumb s*** like : ”when yu gona let me tap that ass”.... Are yu f***ing serious?

 

[tim_dc4]

You guys got to be some of the most un sexually active fucks in the world... go out there and actually get some pussy instead of goin on a fucking car forum and post threads about how much pussy yu dont get because you say dumb shit like : ”when yu gona let me tap that ass”.... Are yu fucking serious?

Wow lol...

 

[superhypered]

You guys got to be some of the most un sexually active f***s in the world... go out there and actually get some pussy instead of goin on a f***ing car forum and post threads about how much pussy yu dont get because you say dumb s*** like : ”when yu gona let me tap that ass”.... Are yu f***ing serious?

I smell a faggot..

Hey guys this guy is a faggot!!