Crappy Craigslist Ads

[Baby Ollie]

This is an offshoot of the "Post Pics of Local Ricers" thread. Basically, post up all your funny/sad/aggravating Craigslist adds here. Please link AND copy the text/photos for when the add expires.



http://seattle.craigslist.org/sno/cto/2807067605.html

Stock 2000 Acura integra GS - $5000

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Date: 2012-01-18, 8:47PM PST
Reply to: sale-fggsn-2807067605@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]
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I have a stock Acura integra GS, stock 5speed motor 98k, stock interior, stock rims, ken wood double-din head unit, koni yellow suspension and ground control coil overs (lifetime warranty), I have the stock suspension as well, front and back mud flaps, stock radio come with, aem cold air intake is on it too! I think that's about it 4074093096........5000$ obo clean title!!!! Messed up left front fender other need a Lil body work but worth it! It's a stock Honda with 98k on the whole car! Manly high way too! Text or call for details or pics names nico

It's a nice STOCK Integrea. Except it has a suspension, ground control coilovers, mud flaps, and an AEM Cold Air Intake. Oh, and the front left fender is shot. But it's stock! <_<

 

[Baby Ollie]

Not Integra related, but not something that you see everyday either...

Urine Bottles

3 Free Urine Bottles Please call Cornelius @ 509-307-8766. Barely Used

 

[nimf235]

Not Integra related, but not something that you see everyday either...

Urine Bottles

lol o wow

 

[TheSkygun]

I like the honesty on the "barely used"...

 

[EyeKhan]

Poor exec. My Asian friend posted this on her FB. Her exact words: "I feel like trolling this motherf-cker." http://sfbay.craigslist.org/sfc/etc/2967281411.html

 

[TheSkygun]

^ wow

 

[94rs-gharp]

^ ahahahahahahahahahaha thats fucking funny!

 

[j13]

lol o wow

I might buy those, I need em.wtf

Jk!

 

[EyeKhan]

You can't forget about this one. This one is from craigslist Seattle. It's been flagged for removal. For some reason, I can't reduce the size on this pic.

 

[klutchDb7]

Someone got an "A" in their marketing classes at school^ xD

 

[teggyboi59]

Jaja that's a hilarious add lol

 

[96GSRteg]

that one was classic! i saw that a few days ago and now its all over facebook.

 

[Merlins Beard]

I saw one a while ago for a "Manly mountain bike" The ad was very long and contained 5 or 6 paragraphs describing the level on manliness needed to be able to ride the bike, it was awesome.

 

[Baby Ollie]

I don't know what it is with Yakima, but...

http://yakima.craigslist.org/zip/2963909550.html

incontinence supplys (yakima)

Date: 2012-04-17, 2:08PM PDT
Reply to: bphvj-2963909550@sale.craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]

have 122 pullup type breifs size med &large plus some washable pads free to anyone who needs them plz call suzan at 509-910-9358 to arrange pick up...
Location: yakima
it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
PostingID: 2963909550

 

[96GSRteg]

Its because its Yakima. Unless you have a vegetable farm, there is nothing to do.

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