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superhypered

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I don't understand.. It's been five days and I finally saw him again. I don't get it.





Did I lose? Or is he really a Major and a homo?! Maybe I should get more stickers.
 

XjoEnX

Active Member
You already lost with your obsession about it man. These dudes own you now since it doesn't look like they care.
 

not anther cody

New Member
not a ricer but the add made me laugh http://wichita.craigslist.org/cto/2830395229.html
Do you like two wheel drive hybrid cars that get great fuel economy with electric motors and a low emission green footprint? If your answer is yes stop reading now... This is not the rig for you! If you're into mud slinging, rock throwing, mountain climbing, fuel burning, smog producing, rusty, mind blowing madness? Then then you might have the stones to own this truck!

This truck died, decided hell wasn't hardcore enough, and battled back up every level until it reached earth with every scar to prove it. How's the body? Dumb question... This was the devil's chariot it's beat up. It's so bad ass it blew its own doors off. So your Jeep has a 4.0 inline 6 huh? HA HA HA this thing swallowed 345 cubic inches of International V8. Barbie has a Jeep... Chuck Norris says this thing is too nasty.
All that v8 backed up by 4 gears of awesome! You want big tires? How about 37.5 inches of military grade sweeeet. These tires came off a military Hummer! Have you been to war? Well these tires have!
Can I drive it on the highway? Hell yea you can! Bench seats capable of seating you and the 5 topples girls that can't keep their hands off your "stick shift"! Plenty of room in the back for coolers so the party can roll where ever your bad ass self does!
So if you're a super badass ninja offspring of Chuck Norris pussy destroying cyborg from outer space hell call or text me. If not crawl back in your Honda and go to your faggy dance party.

316-619-5946

Thanks for flagging, those of you with no sense of humor!
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Blue95gsr

That car you smoked!
There is a guy that lives about 3 blocks from my house. Dude is a mechanic, but I have been seeing a ton of ricers go there lately for engine work. Hope I can get a good pic next time as the ones I get are blurry on my phone's camera.
 
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