are you serious ? you drive a base honda fit, that's like driving a vw beetle or a mk4 jetta.
rainbows are rare, unlike your girls car.
Rainbows are rare? I assume you didn't graduate from HS with honors?
And at everyone else:
Believe me, I have no ill will against any of you, just as I would hope none of you against me. I come across as a douchecanoe the majority of the time, and I try to mask it at times, but sometimes I just can't.
@OP: Didn't mean to take your thread to trollsville, although I'm pretty sure we both got some lulz out of it.
Although, I'm not sure how the Fit is a lesbian's car, unless I posted a picture of a Subaru Outback by mistake? And I'm not entirely sure how a lesbian would have a kid at soccer practice >_>