The Strange Phrase of the Day Thread

[klutchDb7]

As the title says, here's the place to post those random sentences you find throughout the day that when taken out if context can be both hilarious and sometimes disturbing so let's see what weird conversations everyone is having today!

I'll start: "I like playing with placentas"

 

[covert_Con]

I missed a shift from 2nd to 3rd today and went into 5th, brain fart

 

[h2kmonst3r]

I made nachos at wendy's today.

 

[Brockey]

Ever have duck sausage? No, duck down and try some.

Seems to be the question of the day around the garage here lately. Works real well asking someone who is right into hunting.

 

[HonDaReal]

"i dont like eggrolls, i like meat-rolls" lol

 

[Jeffbel]

"Take the Christmas tree and stick it up there"
"Up where"
"There"
"I don't get it"
"TAKE TO DAMN THING AND SHOVE IT AS HARD AS YOU CAN INTO THE HOLE!!"
" That's what..."
"Don't even"

 

[covert_Con]

Would you like to try my smoked meatlog?

 

[pinkley]

"Here have a beer, it'll help wash the taste of your self out of your mouth"