spanked a new si man im proud lol

acurals209

SYNDICATE 4 EVR
well it was yesterday i was going home from work and i was at a light and a kid bumping "sorry miss jackson" rolled up next to me and pumped on me a few times and i ignored him and turned up my beat so the light turns green and he takes off and i nottice it was a brand spanking new civic si so we come to another red light he pulls down his window and ask's me if i want to run i told him sure but not in the street so we pull over hes talking mad shit(cuz he has a friend with him) so i said ok if u really want to run me and u "say" u can spank me then put that car were ur mouth is he got hella quiet and said i just bought it , well my mom just got it for me . i start rollin and lmao so i tell him " u know what nevermind ur an amature so see u latter" so he replies with what are u scared i turned back and told him "no not really and ill put my pink on the table to prove it" he was in shoock for a min then he said fine ill race u for 100 bucks i said ok so i told him were to meet me and what time . I whent home to talk to my boy and told him the story he was rolling to and told me "well ull be a 100 dollas richer by tonight i said yup" so i told him to take the rsx supercharged cuz theres bound to be some more suker's to race if he brings some boy's, so he got his shit ready and i when to fuel up with gas cuz i was on "e" but only filled up half way to be a bit lighter AND I REMEMBER THAT I HAD A BOTTLE OF NOS IN THE GARAGE AND THE LINES SO I CALL MY OTHER BOY TO GET HIS ASS TO MY HOUSE AND INSTALL THE FOGGER KIT ON MY INTEGRA.so we all rolled out me and 3 of my boys one has a rsx supercharged by comptech with a stage 2 set up runung almost 300 to the wheels (dyno by comptech) my other boy has a s2000, and then theres my boy with the eco8, so we roll out to lodi and meet up with this kid(im surprised he showe'd) and he had a couple of people with him but they all dropped their jaw's when they saw me pull in purgin the nos lol and my boys and their cars. they flocked us when we parked (bunch of teenagers they had that guys new si and all the others were stock cars exept for this prelude it was clean . so i said weres ur boy with the si he came out and said ummm u really want to race i said yeah i dint come here just to talk and play with ur friends i came to race. SO I LEAD THEM TO A LONG STREETCH OF ROAD IN THE COUNTRY AND I LINE UP TO RACE HIM AND HE LINES UP NEXT TO ME ,i purged it a little to get the air out of the nos lines so his ladie is the flagger(shes hot) and as soon as i see her arms fall i take off i got him all of first and seconf and third about fourth gear his vtech was kicking in and he was catching up so thats WHEN I SQUEEZE THE LITTLE RED BUTTON AND JUST TAKE HIM ID SAY I GOT HIM BY A CAR AND A HALF. I WAS SO FREAKING HAPPY TO SHUT HIM UP WE GOT BACK TO THE PLACE WE STARTED FROM AND I ASKED HIM IF HE WANTED A REMATCH HE SAID NO SO I ASKED IF ANYONE ELSE HAD SOMETHING TO SAY SO THEY ALL JUST PUT THEIR HEADS DOWN I COLLECTED MY 100 BUCKS AND TREATED MY BOYS TO SOME PIZZA LOL IT WAS GREAT THAT WILL TEACH LITTLE PUNKS TO FUCK WITH ME LOL
 

obd1kenobi

CI Transfomer God!
Hey Man good Job! I've been Thinking about the bottle, but I'm unsure, I'm really un sure what I want to do with my engine! I NEED FUCKING MONEY NOPI DOES NOT PAY SHIT. It just pisses you off b/c you always see cars much better than your and people that have more money than they know what to do with!... Im sorry Im ranting!! But once again dude good job on your win!
 

acurals209

SYNDICATE 4 EVR
Well The Bottle Isnt Mines Its A Friends That In The Service And Ive Been Keeping It There For Him And I Said Fuck It If Im Going To Shut Him Up Im Going To Spank Him Good So Thats Why I Put The Bottle In But Honestly I Culd Had Got Him With Out The Bottle Cuz He Did Not Know How To Drive Lol
 


GSROWNSU

New Member
lol that's awesome i bet that kid w/ the si is now questioning his MOM'S purchase lol that's so cool u just slapped a nitrous kit on your teg and spanked him...NICE.. 8)
 

acurals209

SYNDICATE 4 EVR
GSROWNSU said:
lol that's awesome i bet that kid w/ the si is now questioning his MOM'S purchase lol that's so cool u just slapped a nitrous kit on your teg and spanked him...NICE.. 8)
YUP THE FUNNY THING IS THAT HE ADMITTED HIS MOM BOUGHT IT WHEN I TOLD HIM I WOULD RUN HIM FOR HIS CAR AND IF I LOST HE'D GET MINES LOL AND THAT NOS KIT CAME OFF THAT VERY NIGHT I DONT LIKE RUNNING NOS UNLESS I WANT TO TEACH SOME ONE A LESSON THE PURGE ALWAYS SCARES THE SHIT OUT OF PEOPLE LOL
 


lsvtecmyke

New Member
i hate it when kids get their mommy's or daddy's to buy them a brand new car and get all big headed. i know a guy in high school, he's only a junior and he has an 04 sti that his dad bought him, but at least hes humble about it.
 

Black94LS

Anti Rice, Yet anti JDM
i wish my mom would buy me a new si, hahah not, i wish shed buy me a real racecar, a 06 Type S!
 

MidniteFreedom

New Member
nice! loved how you said "no not really and ill put my pink on the table to prove it" lol. but yea nice kill! teach thoese little kids not to mess with our teggy's! 8)
 

sir_is_smart

New Member
hey.... im one of those kids.... but im not a bitch about it.... you dont just pull up against any car and say.. u wanna run?.. thats how u get spanked..
 
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